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Mental note... There's no weirder feeling than carrying you fencing stuff with you at school... "Computers in the future may have only 1, 000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons."
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Array Most people just asked me how long I had been playing the guitar. -
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Array Try walking down the street with an epee in hand!
I did that on the way to the local tool shop - weird looks on the street but the tool shop guy was unimpressed. Found out later that it's the regular haunt of one of the club coach's. -
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Array [quote]Originally posted by Gav:
<strong>Try walking down the street with an epee in hand!
I did that on the way to the local tool shop - weird looks on the street but the tool shop guy was unimpressed. Found out later that it's the regular haunt of one of the club coach's.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I did that at a Sears store in a local mall once...kept expecting Security to approach! -
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Array My junk is in a travel golf bag...........So when do I tee off? -
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Array Try being an elementary school teacher doing car dismissal duty wearing your buffalo-hide coaches jacket because you teach fencing in the after-school program. Doubletake city. "Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead." -- Dennis Pierce, 2010 Bulwer-Lytton contest, detective fiction category runner-up. -
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Array You know, they've never stopped me from carrying my foil on the bus. I always expected them to. I have a bag for it now, but for a long time I didn't, and I'd just carry it. There are some weird people on the bus, I always thought somebody would feel threatened by it and cause a scene and I'd get kicked off the bus and stranded, but as it turns out, there are alot more people out there who've fenced than I thought. All these grubby looking old people would come up to me and tell me about how they took fencing in school and stuff... this guy in a wheelchair started calling me Dartagnan... It's kinda an interesting conversation starter, really... And anyway, if you don't put it in a bag, you can stab at rocks and hack at the weeds as you walk home... ... ... <img src="graemlins/freak4.gif" border="0" alt="[Freak2]" /> -
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Array Well, when asked what's in the bag, I am always tempted to answer that it's the body of the last person to ask me that question, either that or mumble darkly about being cut off on the freeway. <img src="graemlins/evild.gif" border="0" alt="[Evil]" />
I do refer to it as my body bag frequently. Considering the smells that it often emits if I haven't got around to doing laundry recently, I think people may believe that. I have a friend who worries about being stopped by the police and having them notice the bag and attendant odor. One cat leads to another--Ernest Hemingway.
Writing is very easy. All you do is sit in front of a typewriter (or computer)keyboard and wait until little drops of blood appear on your forehead."
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Array [quote]Originally posted by Catlady:
<strong>Well, when asked what's in the bag, I am always tempted to answer that it's the body of the last person to ask me that question, either that or mumble darkly about being cut off on the freeway.</strong><hr></blockquote>
LOL! I haven't used that one yet but I can guarantee that I will very soon... It fits my personality.
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Array [quote]Originally posted by shyHeidi:
<strong>And anyway, if you don't put it in a bag, you can stab at rocks and hack at the weeds as you walk home... ... ...</strong><hr></blockquote>
"This sword has been in my family for three generations... It has never known defeat... Until now" 
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Array [quote]Originally posted by KC:
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"This sword has been in my family for three generations... It has never known defeat... Until now"
[ 05-15-2002: Message edited by: KC ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thank you, Rutger Hauer!
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Well actually, when I did once take my kit to school, it got taken away from me. The reason they gave was:
How can somebody of my age know how to use a lethal weapon like this carefully?
Needless to say I did not receive it back for 4 days and missed a fair bit of training!
Lethal weapon yeah right, I was carrying an epee! Not a gun!!!!!!!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Helvetica, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Helvetica, Arial">Originally posted by KC:
<strong>Most people just asked me how long I had been playing the guitar. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Helvetica, Arial">someone asked me if it (epee in bag) was a golf club ??? I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either. -
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Array </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Helvetica, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Helvetica, Arial">I did that at a Sears store in a local mall once...kept expecting Security to approach!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Helvetica, Arial">Actually...down here the supervisor for security atthe localmall IS a fencer -
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Array Every time I fly to a distant tournament, someone looks at the hard plastic golf-bag case in which I carry my gear and promptly starts chattering about golf.
I guess I need to learn something about golf. Trying to explain that it's fencing equipment just starts a longer conversation than I have the patience to carry on... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you! -
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Array Hey Inquartata
Try painting your hard bag Army green and stenciling some numbers on it--- Bet it would look like a box of Ordnance. Nice place to stash a stinger,eh?! "Kill the men, save the women, and by the gods, do not spill the wine" -
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Array Hey Inquartata
Try painting your hard bag Army green and stenciling some numbers on it--- Bet it would look like a box of Ordnance. Nice place to stash a stinger,eh?! "Kill the men, save the women, and by the gods, do not spill the wine" -
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Array I find it's a great conversation starter. I carry it in my car all the time. Then again I fence all the time too... Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it. -
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Array I've kept my mask in my car and no one have ever asked a thing. Weird if you ask me. How many times to you see people carrying fencing gear around? ... without remorse for the past, confident in the present, and full of hope for the future, [d'artagnan] went to bed and slept the sleep of the brave.
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Array Oh, sure, then I can be whisked away by Security, classifies as an "enemy combatant" and 'disappeared'... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you! Similar Threads -
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