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Array  Originally Posted by Inquartata O.J. Simpson, the famous former football star and wife-murderer. Oops, alleged wife-murderer.
Also the abbreviation for 'orange juice'. Hence the puns.  I got the puns about the murderer.
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Array dT_Tb I'm a Romantic... Wha'd'ya know 'bout that? RASTAS -
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Array Orange juice.
Lactose-free milk. (I'm experimenting on myself.)
Goldfish crackers.
Iggy's rolls.
Honey mustard.
Powerade.
Tomato sauce.
Yogurt.
Rice cakes.
Cranberry juice.
Baking soda. "Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies." -Juno MacGuff -
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Array Nope, but now that my roommates have moved in we also have ketchup, spinach dip, and salsa! "Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies." -Juno MacGuff -
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Array OOO wow! Ketchup! Dang! That's fancy. dT_Tb I'm a Romantic... Wha'd'ya know 'bout that? RASTAS -
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Array Well, that's just the fridge. If you wanna get into what's in the freezer, we have potstickers, frozen mixed vegetables, frozen fruit, pizzas, and popcorn shrimp. "Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies." -Juno MacGuff -
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Array  Originally Posted by poor_nizzie popcorn shrimp 'Popcorn shrimp'..? -
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Array Hee. It's bite-sized pieces of fried shrimp. "Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies." -Juno MacGuff -
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Array Too much beer... had a party and fewer than anticipated fencers showed up - those normal people just don't drink like we do! "I cannot ensure success, I can only endeavor to deserve it" - Capt. John Paul Jones -
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Array RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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Array Aw. Do the orphans drink all the vodka? I've heard that they are a very alcoholic people. dT_Tb I'm a Romantic... Wha'd'ya know 'bout that? RASTAS -
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Array Abbaye des Rocs Brune
Abbaye des Rocs Speciale Noel
Biere du Miel
2 De Dolle Stille Nacht
Westmalle Brune
Ayinger Celebrator Dopplebock
Orval
Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter
Rogue Old Crustacean Barlywine
There was a Westvleteren 12 in there until just recently.
Oh yeah, some diet coke.
Last edited by rcmatthews; 09-06-2006 at 11:15 PM.
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Array Metal shelves, Coke, soy sauce, Welch's Grape Jelly, Polana All Fruit (Jelly ;p), rotting head of cabbage, tomatos, carrots, grapes, a lone over-ripe plum, bread, wine (already opened and resealed with some fancy thing my girlfriend brought back from France; we don't keep the wine in there until after it's been opened), butter.
Oh yah. Milk, eggs, and water. I'm forgetting something but hell if I'm going to go look.
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Array  Originally Posted by Katman ...wine (already opened and resealed with some fancy thing my girlfriend brought back from France; we don't keep the wine in there until after it's been opened... Leftover wine?
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Array  Originally Posted by KelseyD Aw. Do the orphans drink all the vodka? I've heard that they are a very alcoholic people. On occassion....but those orphans go into the freezer and become popsicles for ZZ's polar bears. I love my vodka so very much. RebelFencer's Awesome Quote of the Week:
"Encouraging the average age of first intercourse to go below 16?"
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Array In the fridge......
Yogurt
milk
grapefruit juice
orange juice
cottage cheese
lunchmeat
apples
oranges
tomatoes
celery
various containers of leftovers
assorted sauces "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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