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    Quote Originally Posted by Inquartata
    O.J. Simpson, the famous former football star and wife-murderer. Oops, alleged wife-murderer.

    Also the abbreviation for 'orange juice'. Hence the puns.
    I got the puns about the murderer.

    Orange juice, eh? Why do you have to abbreviate all and everything...
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    IDK. ( Heh heh. )
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    ^^^ dumb! ^^^
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    Orange juice.
    Lactose-free milk. (I'm experimenting on myself.)
    Goldfish crackers.
    Iggy's rolls.
    Honey mustard.
    Powerade.
    Tomato sauce.
    Yogurt.
    Rice cakes.
    Cranberry juice.
    Baking soda.
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    What? No wasabi?
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    Nope, but now that my roommates have moved in we also have ketchup, spinach dip, and salsa!
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    OOO wow! Ketchup! Dang! That's fancy.
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    Well, that's just the fridge. If you wanna get into what's in the freezer, we have potstickers, frozen mixed vegetables, frozen fruit, pizzas, and popcorn shrimp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by poor_nizzie
    popcorn shrimp
    'Popcorn shrimp'..?
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    Hee. It's bite-sized pieces of fried shrimp.
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    Too much beer... had a party and fewer than anticipated fencers showed up - those normal people just don't drink like we do!
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    Orphans and vodka.
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    Aw. Do the orphans drink all the vodka? I've heard that they are a very alcoholic people.
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    Abbaye des Rocs Brune
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    There was a Westvleteren 12 in there until just recently.

    Oh yeah, some diet coke.
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    Metal shelves, Coke, soy sauce, Welch's Grape Jelly, Polana All Fruit (Jelly ;p), rotting head of cabbage, tomatos, carrots, grapes, a lone over-ripe plum, bread, wine (already opened and resealed with some fancy thing my girlfriend brought back from France; we don't keep the wine in there until after it's been opened), butter.

    Oh yah. Milk, eggs, and water. I'm forgetting something but hell if I'm going to go look.

    The freezer: frozen chicken strips. They suck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman
    ...wine (already opened and resealed with some fancy thing my girlfriend brought back from France; we don't keep the wine in there until after it's been opened...
    Leftover wine?

    What's that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelseyD
    Aw. Do the orphans drink all the vodka? I've heard that they are a very alcoholic people.
    On occassion....but those orphans go into the freezer and become popsicles for ZZ's polar bears. I love my vodka so very much.
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    In the fridge......

    Yogurt
    milk
    grapefruit juice
    orange juice
    cottage cheese
    lunchmeat
    apples
    oranges
    tomatoes
    celery
    various containers of leftovers
    assorted sauces
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