Okay, post a question asking for advice, and then the next person to post must give BAD advice, and then post another question for the next person. The more creative, the better.
I want a Sabre mask but I can't afford one. How do I go about procuring funds for this purchase? Tell me, o atrocious advisors!
I want a Sabre mask but I can't afford one. How do I go about procuring funds for this purchase? Tell me, o atrocious advisors!
You really dont need a mask, just hold your hand in front of your face while you're fencing. But, if you do insist on buying a mask, you can make money by pimping out your children. They have fun, you make money, everybody wins!
Q: I'm getting carpal tunnel from posting on F.Net all day, and I'm afraid it'll start affecting my fencing. What would you advice?
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__________________ . "I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one." - Ozymandias .
A salve of crushed garlic, mint and pig dung, applied at least three times a day (four, if you live near the ocean), should help reduce the number of people who will fence you, thus eliminating some of your discomfort. Rub the concoction on the offending arm as well as the back of your neck, groin and both knees.
My boss is hitting on me, not-so-subtly suggesting I can get a hefty raise if I go on a very special date with him. Suggestions?
__________________ "Why do you say this to me, when you know I will kill you for it?" - Zod
Go on a date with him, get a raise, make a sex tape (make sure you edit the tape and say no a lot), and then press charges and send him to jail after you sue him and get millions of dollars from the company.
How do you make a girl fall in love with you?
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If you're a complete zero, but have access to drug dealers, slip her a dose of flunitrazepam ("roofie") and her mind will be free of any prejudices she had against you.
If the girl is me, shower her with money and jewelry. She's very materialistic, you know.
How do you make a guy fall in love with you?
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There are seemingly more and more silly games on F.net, and the worst part is, I find it funny and I participate, is this bad?
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Characteristically, I had been trying too hard, and remembered again that wonderful piece of advice given by a French thinker: Trouve avante de chercher--Valery, it was. Or maybe it was Picasso. There are times when the most practical thing to do is to lie down.
Extremely. But luckily, you have noticed the disease before the true effects take place, such as red, sore eyes, from staying up late posting, finger cramps from writing numerous posts and a tendency to respond to any internet or other poll with "This poll is flawed." For treatment, immediately have a doctor examine you and he/she will provide a few possible treatments. Warning: the disease Gamethreaditis is very contagious and seems to circulate around members of f.net.
How do I convince my mother that fencing is not potentially life-threatening?
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Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.- William Shakespeare, fencer
It's a men's world. That's why the world is messed up.
We find that standing in the middle of the closest large church of whatever denomination happens to be biggest in your area, and offering at the top of your lungs to do a sword fighting demonstration immediately after the service you are attending brings in TONS of interested people. Especially if you do it during the boring part where the priest dude or chick is talking in some funny language that nobody really understands anyway. This can be really effective if you are wearing full ren fair or SCA type gear.
How do I get the voices to stop?
__________________ "A well-instructed people alone can be permanently a free people" -- James Madison
"Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it" -- Thomas Jefferson
How many foilists does it take to screw in a lightbulub?
Not really a request for advice, is it?
But in any case---none, because even the smallest of foilists is still too large to fit into a lightbulb, and in any event foilists are asexual. Thank goodness.
How do I make f.net stop logging me off in the middle of writing a lengthy post? ( Because I HATE that. )
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Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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