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07-19-2007 12:47 AM #1961
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Duct tape it on.
I "need" new shoes, what should I do? “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~
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07-19-2007 11:06 AM #1962
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Find a homeless person roughly the same size and steal her shoes. Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007 11:13 AM #1963
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Matt9476 repeatedly forgets to follow the rules of game threads.
How shall we punish him?
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07-19-2007 11:16 AM #1964
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I throw myself on the mercy of Swordwench's court.
How do I learn to ask a question after posting advice? Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007 11:39 AM #1965
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tattoo it to the bottom of your foot.
how should this tattoo be applied?
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07-19-2007 12:17 PM #1966
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Chalk on a needle, not as permanent, but way more painful
My friend isn't picking up her phone, How can I get her to pick up? “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~
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07-19-2007 12:24 PM #1967
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use "the force."
How can I save some money for a new car?
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07-19-2007 12:28 PM #1968
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 Originally Posted by KidLazy  use "the force."
How can I save some money for a new car? Sell your car.
I need food. What are my options?
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07-19-2007 12:32 PM #1969
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster I need food. What are my options? Today, my lady, the F.net restaurant is serving beef tongue or sheep intestine.
Should I go healthy or junky for lunch today? Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007 12:51 PM #1970
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Originally Posted by matt9476 Should I go healthy or junky for lunch today? Junkies have more fun. Crack is totally your best friend, man.
How can I play online all day at work and still get all my work done too? +_+ I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. +_+ --Mae West
Slogan in avatar:
"The fencing girl, you can surely say, has a point in her favor, anyway."
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07-19-2007 01:32 PM #1971
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pay someone else to do your work, duh
should I mow the yard today? ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you.
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07-19-2007 01:41 PM #1972
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Why should you do that? it's so much prettier if you just leave it alone, parents don't know what they are talking about when it comes to mowing the yard.
I want to fly, How should I go about doing this? “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~
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07-19-2007 02:18 PM #1973
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Buy a pair of ruby slippers, click your heels three times, and jump off the roof of your house.
Should I make the intern do my work today? Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007 02:21 PM #1974
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don't just make him do it, convince him that he wants to
how should you go about doing that? ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you.
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07-19-2007 02:29 PM #1975
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use the force, duh
How do I convince my parents going to fencing just to watch is a good idea? “That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~
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07-19-2007 02:33 PM #1976
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit How do I convince my parents going to fencing just to watch is a good idea? Tell them that if they don't go they will have to fill out an online form explaining their reasons for not going, and they'll be charged $5 to fill out the form. 
Any suggestions on how to deal with telemarketers? (The more atrocious, the better.  ) One test is worth a thousand opinions.
I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
Living life without taking the occasional risk is like lemon-pepper chicken without the lemon-peper. It's just chicken.
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07-19-2007 02:38 PM #1977
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If you know any other languages, start talking in it. or *69 it and try to sell them things.
what should I do about a girl who doesn't like me? ===)-------------------
If I have anything to tell you, hopefully I already have. Live Chat Be subtle. She sees you.
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07-20-2007 06:06 AM #1978
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Abduct her, and keep her at the bottom of a deep dry well. And if it doesn't put the lotion on its skin it gets the hose again.
Every time I wash my car, it rains---just enough to drag the dust out of the air and deposit it as mottled mud on said car. How to I obviate this unfortunate occurrence? Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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07-20-2007 09:54 AM #1979
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Every time I wash my car, it rains---just enough to drag the dust out of the air and deposit it as mottled mud on said car. How to I obviate this unfortunate occurrence? The easiest way would be to Corfam your car. It'll wipe clean with a soft towel and stay shiny, without ever having to wash and wax again!
I'm thinking about adopting some table manners (I know, I know, it's elitist, but I'm curious to see what it's like). What's the best way to learn good table manners quickly? "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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07-20-2007 11:17 AM #1980
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Originally Posted by Have At You I'm thinking about adopting some table manners (I know, I know, it's elitist, but I'm curious to see what it's like). What's the best way to learn good table manners quickly? Kidnap Ms. Manners and threaten her with a butter knife. Once she sees the extent of your rudeness, she will feel it's her obligation to teach you and you won't need to worry about her running off before the job is done.
I'm going to go out partying with some friends tonight (after fencing, of course) and I want to have a lot of fun, but I don't want to get so drunk that I make a total fool of myself. How do I accomplish that equilibrium? +_+ I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. +_+ --Mae West
Slogan in avatar:
"The fencing girl, you can surely say, has a point in her favor, anyway."
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