07-19-2007, 01:47 AM
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#1961 | | Senior Member
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| Duct tape it on.
I "need" new shoes, what should I do?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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07-19-2007, 12:06 PM
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#1962 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Find a homeless person roughly the same size and steal her shoes.
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Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007, 12:13 PM
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#1963 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
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| Matt9476 repeatedly forgets to follow the rules of game threads.
How shall we punish him?
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07-19-2007, 12:16 PM
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#1964 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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| I throw myself on the mercy of Swordwench's court.
How do I learn to ask a question after posting advice?
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Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-19-2007, 12:39 PM
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#1965 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Over there -->
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| tattoo it to the bottom of your foot.
how should this tattoo be applied? | |
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07-19-2007, 01:17 PM
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#1966 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
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| Chalk on a needle, not as permanent, but way more painful 
My friend isn't picking up her phone, How can I get her to pick up?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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07-19-2007, 01:24 PM
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#1967 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cubicle 13A on the 13th floor
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| use "the force."
How can I save some money for a new car?
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07-19-2007, 01:28 PM
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#1968 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by KidLazy  use "the force."
How can I save some money for a new car? | Sell your car.
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07-19-2007, 01:32 PM
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#1969 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster I need food. What are my options? | Today, my lady, the F.net restaurant is serving beef tongue or sheep intestine.
Should I go healthy or junky for lunch today?
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07-19-2007, 01:51 PM
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#1970 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by matt9476 Should I go healthy or junky for lunch today? | Junkies have more fun. Crack is totally your best friend, man.
How can I play online all day at work and still get all my work done too?
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"The fencing girl, you can surely say, has a point in her favor, anyway."
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07-19-2007, 02:32 PM
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#1971 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| pay someone else to do your work, duh
should I mow the yard today?
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07-19-2007, 02:41 PM
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#1972 | | Senior Member
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| Why should you do that? it's so much prettier if you just leave it alone, parents don't know what they are talking about when it comes to mowing the yard.
I want to fly, How should I go about doing this?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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07-19-2007, 03:18 PM
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#1973 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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| Buy a pair of ruby slippers, click your heels three times, and jump off the roof of your house.
Should I make the intern do my work today?
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07-19-2007, 03:21 PM
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#1974 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| don't just make him do it, convince him that he wants to
how should you go about doing that?
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07-19-2007, 03:29 PM
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#1975 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
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| use the force, duh
How do I convince my parents going to fencing just to watch is a good idea?
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“That’s not seduction! That’s ‘I made pudding’!”~Fabrice~
"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
~Eugenio Corti, The redhorse.~ | |
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07-19-2007, 03:33 PM
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#1976 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit How do I convince my parents going to fencing just to watch is a good idea? | Tell them that if they don't go they will have to fill out an online form explaining their reasons for not going, and they'll be charged $5 to fill out the form. 
Any suggestions on how to deal with telemarketers? (The more atrocious, the better.  )
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I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
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07-19-2007, 03:38 PM
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#1977 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth
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| If you know any other languages, start talking in it. or *69 it and try to sell them things.
what should I do about a girl who doesn't like me?
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07-20-2007, 07:06 AM
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#1978 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| Abduct her, and keep her at the bottom of a deep dry well. And if it doesn't put the lotion on its skin it gets the hose again.
Every time I wash my car, it rains---just enough to drag the dust out of the air and deposit it as mottled mud on said car. How to I obviate this unfortunate occurrence?
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07-20-2007, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Every time I wash my car, it rains---just enough to drag the dust out of the air and deposit it as mottled mud on said car. How to I obviate this unfortunate occurrence? | The easiest way would be to Corfam your car. It'll wipe clean with a soft towel and stay shiny, without ever having to wash and wax again!
I'm thinking about adopting some table manners (I know, I know, it's elitist, but I'm curious to see what it's like). What's the best way to learn good table manners quickly?
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07-20-2007, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Have At You I'm thinking about adopting some table manners (I know, I know, it's elitist, but I'm curious to see what it's like). What's the best way to learn good table manners quickly? | Kidnap Ms. Manners and threaten her with a butter knife. Once she sees the extent of your rudeness, she will feel it's her obligation to teach you and you won't need to worry about her running off before the job is done.
I'm going to go out partying with some friends tonight (after fencing, of course) and I want to have a lot of fun, but I don't want to get so drunk that I make a total fool of myself. How do I accomplish that equilibrium?
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