07-14-2007, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by swordwench  What's the best way to capture that wily fisher (aka fishercat) that's terrorizing my neighborhood at night? | With a fishing pole, of course. Just sit on your roof, cast off, and wait for the hook to catch in your prey.
What's the cheapest way to travel to europe for international tournaments? | 
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07-14-2007, 10:23 AM
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| Become a Baptist, then go on a lot of "mission" trips to Europe to save the "heathens." You'll have to do a fair amount of work to force the mission trips to be where you need to be at the right time, but what's days and days of listening to people with nicknames like "Going to Hell" Connell, when you get a free trip out of it?
What's the best way to "purchase" a private business jet?
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07-15-2007, 09:34 PM
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| use your jedi mind tricks to force the owner to give it to you. "I don't need this jet....you can have it....these are not the droids we are looking for...."
I just got a huge external hard drive. what should i do with it? | |
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07-16-2007, 12:56 AM
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| Eat it, then it will be a Huge internal hard drive.
I've been eaten alive by blood sucking bugs, how do I get thin itching to stop?
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07-16-2007, 09:46 AM
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| Scratch 'em open and pour vinegar on 'em. The more vinegar you use, the better.
Finals are this week! Any advice? | |
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07-16-2007, 09:26 PM
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| Sit on the couch eating ice cream all day, then at night pray really hard.
I'm lonely, what should I do?
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07-16-2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit I'm lonely, what should I do? | Hug the computer. At least it loves you!
How do I escape the clutches of one of those addictive books? You know, the ones that you just...can't...stop...reading...no matter...how hard...you try... | |
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07-16-2007, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster Hug the computer. At least it loves you!
How do I escape the clutches of one of those addictive books? You know, the ones that you just...can't...stop...reading...no matter...how hard...you try... | Burn it 
I want to be a vendor at the Kansas Ren fest But need somewhere to stay, any help?
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"They were not as far as appearance goes, anything but two soldiers at opposite poles from each other, but first of all they were both artists"
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07-17-2007, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit I want to be a vendor at the Kansas Ren fest But need somewhere to stay, any help? | Book through THS. 
I am SO sore! What can I do to make myself move? | |
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07-17-2007, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster I am SO sore! What can I do to make myself move? | Hook yourself up to a pair of wild horses and slap them on the ass.
Sooo....I've been staying up really late lately engaged in very stimulating conversations, but when morning comes along (a little too soon, frankly) I tend to sleep through my alarm. How can I have my cake and eat it too? 
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07-17-2007, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sneakattack Sooo....I've been staying up really late lately engaged in very stimulating conversations, but when morning comes along (a little too soon, frankly) I tend to sleep through my alarm. How can I have my cake and eat it too? | Get an IV drip of coffee. The caffeine works better when injected right into the blood stream.
What is the best way to remove my friend's drunk-man smell from my spare bedroom?
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Can't you, just this once, f*** off?
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07-17-2007, 03:30 PM
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| Poor some rum and mountain dew(moon shine) over the floor.
What should I do today?
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07-17-2007, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit What should I do today? | You should sit in front of the TV for about a third of your waking hours, sit in front of the computer for another third, and spend the rest of the time eating and pooping.
Or, if you prefer not to be like everyone else, try some mild outdoor activity, such as sitting on a porch or playing hackeysack.
My kitchen is devoid of food, so I'm gonna have to eat out tonight. Where should I go?
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07-17-2007, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Have At You My kitchen is devoid of food, so I'm gonna have to eat out tonight. Where should I go? | White Castle. No matter how strange the trip or long the drive, it will be worth it.
Unfortunately, I am immune to caffeine. It must be one of my mutant powers.  Any alternatives?
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07-17-2007, 05:46 PM
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| Don't sleep.
How should I meet new people?
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07-17-2007, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit How should I meet new people? | The delivery ward of your local hospital has lots of new people. Be sure to take them out for lunch to really get to know them well. Ignore the upset nurses and security guards -- they're just peeved that you're making them look bad by comparison.
I don't enjoy alcohol as much as I used to. How can I get that enjoyment back?
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07-17-2007, 07:56 PM
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| Drink wile Fencing.(or wile having sex)
My Mum was going to let me go to fencing today(I haven't been since jan) But my sister is having lunch at he BF's house and isn't home to take me. What should I do to her when she gets home?
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07-18-2007, 09:20 PM
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| Leave a skunk in her bedroom.
What's the best way to acquire a FIE epee?
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07-18-2007, 10:00 PM
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| Say please.
How should I study for my exam tomorrow? | |
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07-18-2007, 11:44 PM
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