The Thread of Atrocious Advice

[Zasha]

no clothes- being naked is just so wonderful. but you don't know how the drinking water will be, so bring plenty of drinks in every little compartment of your bag.

i'm bored. any recomendations?

[latenight]

no clothes- being naked is just so wonderful. but you don't know how the drinking water will be, so bring plenty of drinks in every little compartment of your bag.

i'm bored. any recomendations?

Yes I recommend mojitos....lots of them. Because I'm not bored and it seems to have done the trick.


Anyone know a good way to get more rum without driving?

[Go? Fencing?]

Sail to the Caribbean.

How do I get my contact cleaning solution in my carry-on through airport security?

[KelseyD]

Tell them it's a B-O-M-B. Then run screaming with it through the airport.

How do I get my cat to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to go outside?

[Farfetnoogen]

When your cat wakes you up, open a window in your bedroom and throw the cat through it

What's the best way to finish my summer homework?

[KelseyD]

Don't
How do I finnish the tenth grade?

[Go? Fencing?]

How do I finnish the tenth grade?

Move to Finland and become Finnish.

Should I finish packing now or leave it to later?

[jBirch]

Move to Finland and become Finnish.

Should I finish packing now or leave it to later?

Finnish now. In fact, just close your eyes, fill the sack and surprise yourself wherever you're going.

Should I kick the Timmy's habit?

[Go? Fencing?]

Nah, be a good Canadian and keep getting those double-doubles with a shot.

Should I have leftovers for dinner?

[KelseyD]

Yes especially the moldy ones.

I have trouble with annoyingly loud people. What do you recommend?

[Go? Fencing?]

Being even louder back.

I have to leave at 4:30 am tomorrow. What time should I go to bed?

[akaiyuki]

You might as well just stay up til 4:30. Otherwise you probably won't want to get off the bed at 4:30am.

How do I get off my sugar addiction?

[Go? Fencing?]

Overdose on Pixy Stix. Then you'll never want to do it again.

Should I stay up and finish this card for my friend, or give it to her uncoulored?

[KelseyD]

Give it to her uncolored. She will love the originality.

I have to finish tenth grade before I get to learn to drive, but that's not enough motivation. What should I do?

[Go? Fencing?]

Sneak out every night, steal your parents' car, and learn to drive on your own.

I've decided to stay up to finish it... what type of colours should I use?

[KelseyD]

Lots of siena browns and green and orange.

By the way, why are you coloring a card???

I have hardly any friends. How do I get more?

[Go? Fencing?]

Actually, I sketched the outline on a piece of paper, traced it with a Sharpie (I cheated- usually I use a nib pen), then I'm going to paint it with watercolours.

Get more friends by poking people until they notice you, then talk for hours about your love of fencing. If they try to walk away or change the subject, follow them and poke them some more.

How do I make sure that my paper doesn't wrinkle when I paint it?

[akaiyuki]

Do what everyone tells you to do.

Edit: Gahh G?F? beat me to post...
"How do I make sure that my paper doesn't wrinkle when I paint it?"
Iron it if it's wrinkled.

I barely have enough money for September's rent, what to do?

[KelseyD]

Light the place on fire and scream that "They" made you do it.

I need to train my cat not to scratch. What do I do?

[The Chaotic Wind]

sharpen your cats claws and put it next to a sleeping rabid dog, if it scratches the dog, the dog will teach it for you!

Should i set off fire crackers in my mom's china cabinet?