12-06-2006, 11:33 PM
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#1041 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: redneckvill Oklahoma
Posts: 3,536
| Big gun.
I'm hungry what should I eat? | 
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12-06-2006, 11:42 PM
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#1042 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,229
| Three cups of pure barium!
How does one go about firing someone? | |
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12-07-2006, 08:55 AM
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#1043 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 333
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Originally Posted by ParryRiposte  How does one go about firing someone? | Put them in a kiln.
I have no money, how should I get some?
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Blackadder :But I thought we were fighting with swords.
Wellington : Swords! What do you think this is, the middle ages? Only girls fight with swords these days. | |
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12-07-2006, 11:10 AM
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#1044 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| Take whatever money you have left and buy lottery tickets with it.
What should I buy for my parents for Christmas?
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12-07-2006, 06:20 PM
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#1045 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,301
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt What should I buy for my parents for Christmas? | I would go with a Chia Pet. If you're really feeling generous, add a Singing Bass.
How do I stop a bad case of the hiccups?
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I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo | |
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12-07-2006, 06:57 PM
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#1046 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
Posts: 1,299
| A teaspoon of Drano should do the trick, permanently. 
I'm torn between listening to the BBC news and NPR on my internet radio while I work. How do I select which one of these two stations to listen to?
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12-07-2006, 08:32 PM
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#1047 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,229
| Call up each station and ask which one you should listen to.
What should I eat for supper? | |
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12-07-2006, 08:50 PM
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#1048 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brevard, NC
Posts: 466
| follow your dog- eventualy he will find something to eat. Join him.
How do I study for a math final?
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12-08-2006, 09:20 AM
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#1049 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,068
| Tear up your math text book, set it on fire, and piss on it.
How do I study for a math final? | |
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12-08-2006, 02:31 PM
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#1050 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 333
| Drink loads of coffee (or something else with loads of caffiene), then bounce about.
I want money, how should I get some?
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Asprin
Blackadder :But I thought we were fighting with swords.
Wellington : Swords! What do you think this is, the middle ages? Only girls fight with swords these days. | |
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12-09-2006, 05:58 PM
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#1051 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,229
| Sit on the side of the road and look homeless. You might make a bit of money. Or - buy lottery tickets.
What can I do to improve my fencing? | |
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12-09-2006, 11:08 PM
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#1052 | | Boom!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada
Posts: 5,925
| You're not the problem. Buy new kit, all top of the line. You can't fence your best until you're wearing the best.
There never seems to be enough time in the day to do what I need to do... what should I do?
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12-10-2006, 03:57 AM
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#1053 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles/San Francisco
Posts: 2,005
| Stay up. Sleep is overrated.
How should I prepare for two finals on Monday?
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12-10-2006, 09:15 AM
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#1054 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Reading, UK
Posts: 300
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Originally Posted by akaiyuki How should I prepare for two finals on Monday? | Try and cram the night before, then realise that you (and the person that you are revising with) can't pass the exam with out a minor miracle. Open a bottle of Laphroaig and drink half of it. Wake up the next morning and find that the the only thing worse than doing an exam that you haven't revised for is doing an exam that you haven't revised for with a hangover.
How Dave failed his 3rd year electromagnetism exam.
What should I get my mum for Christmas? | |
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12-10-2006, 11:19 AM
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#1055 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
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Originally Posted by Dave What should I get my mum for Christmas? | I find that my mums thrive with dry fertilizer, such as 5-10-5, 5-10-10, 5-20-20 or equivalent ,at the rate of two to three pounds per 100 square feet of bed area. Remember to pinch the tops off of new shoots.
What's the best way to make homemade soap?
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12-10-2006, 11:53 AM
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#1056 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,229
| Buy a bar of soap, put it in the blender with some water, after liquifying the soap then pour it on the road and wait for it to solidify.
What should one do to speed the recovery of a broken limb? | |
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12-10-2006, 07:20 PM
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#1057 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: DC & Vancouver
Posts: 2,068
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Originally Posted by ParryRiposte Buy a bar of soap, put it in the blender with some water, after liquifying the soap then pour it on the road and wait for it to solidify.
What should one do to speed the recovery of a broken limb? | Have someone sit on it. That'll keep it still, so you won't move it around and further injure it.
How can I best exact my revenge upon a very binty female? | |
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12-10-2006, 11:15 PM
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#1058 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 858
| Before I can answer that, I need to know what "binty" means.
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12-13-2006, 03:36 PM
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#1059 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
Posts: 23,538
| Find a group of Latina gang members, and ask them what it means. Be firm with them, they respect dominance and imperious manners.
How do I find time for Xmas shopping, between work and fencing?
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12-13-2006, 05:24 PM
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#1060 | | the dark one
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: MA/NH line
Posts: 3,823
| Just email me your credit card number. I'll take care of all your holiday needs, Inq. Trust me. And I'm sure it will all arrive in time for Christmas, festively wrapped.
I have one last trip to make to the mall to finish my own shopping. But I hate going to the mall even off-season. What will inspire me to make the trip?
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