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 Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? How do I avoid the urge to punch my dad in the face? Relocate target to groin area.
How do I find a 'Mexican (or other nationality) Manservant'..?
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen How do I find a 'Mexican (or other nationality) Manservant'..? How much does the job pay? Does is pay for rellocation expenses? If so, I might be available. 
Q: What's the best way to enjoy yourself at the beach?
. "Oh, how convenient! A theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
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Originally Posted by OROD How much does the job pay? Does is pay for rellocation expenses? If so, I might be available.
Q: What's the best way to enjoy yourself at the beach?
. Oooh, I would have answered all of those questions...but alas, this is not the Question Game thread. Sorry!   
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen 
. "Oh, how convenient! A theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen How do I find a 'Mexican (or other nationality) Manservant'..? Advertise in whatever the local equivalent of the Village Voice is. Select the respondent who comes cheapest... 
How do I balance work with the rest of my life? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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Originally Posted by sabreur How do I balance work with the rest of my life? Quit your job and then kill yourself...
Q (again): What's the best way to enjoy yourself at the beach?
. "Oh, how convenient! A theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
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Originally Posted by OROD Q (again): What's the best way to enjoy yourself at the beach?
. Special for you... have the Indians (native Americans) stake you out naked near a fire ant nest and pour honey over you....
What are some other ways for Orod to enjoy himself at the beach? Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
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Don't bring sunscreen, wear no snadals, and yell KOWABUNGA!!! alot.
How do I keep pet hair from getting all over my clothes? dT_Tb
I'm a Romantic...
Wha'd'ya know 'bout that?
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Originally Posted by KelseyD How do I keep pet hair from getting all over my clothes? Shave all the hair off of your pet.
How do you teach your pet that they shouldnt jump on the couch?
. "Oh, how convenient! A theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
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install metal spikes over every inch of the couch.
how should i go about cutting my hair? I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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Use a welder's cutting torch. It not only shortens the hair, but seals the ends nicely.
How do I cook an egg?
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On a sunny hot day, leave your car outside for 3 minutes, then crack an egg on it.
What goals should I set for the start of a new school year? A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
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Sleep with all your teachers. Especially the ones of the same sex. Don't bother going to class, it won't be necessary. Do sleep in. Don't waste your time getting a job or having extracurricular activities, either. That's for losers.
What is the best way to prevent heartache? "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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Never fall in love.
What is the best way to avoid falling in love? dT_Tb
I'm a Romantic...
Wha'd'ya know 'bout that?
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remove your heart. go on, open up your rib cage and rip it right out of your chest. if that doesn't work, get a prefrontal lobotomy. without anesthesia. or alcohol.
how can i stop posting on f.net and go do something productive(like packing)? I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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Break your computer. It's the only way.
How do I keep my pants from falling down in public? dT_Tb
I'm a Romantic...
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Originally Posted by KelseyD How do I keep my pants from falling down in public? don't wear any.
What should I do tomorrow?
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Go to a nude beach wearing a fur coat.
What to do about a water moccasin in the pond? dT_Tb
I'm a Romantic...
Wha'd'ya know 'bout that?
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Buy lots of pet mice and let them run around by the pond. Snakes are scared of mice, so it will soon leave.
(To get more advice on this) How do I convince my dad to let me keep the fridge we bought even if my roommate already has one?
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? (To get more advice on this) How do I convince my dad to let me keep the fridge we bought even if my roommate already has one? Give him your room-mate's one, preferably with chopped up bits of your room-mate inside.
How do I feed my dogs without getting up off my lazy back-side? The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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