07-29-2007, 01:00 AM
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#2081 | | Posting Hound
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| you don't want it to. It preaches the sermons of god!!!
How do i get Rabid monk's attention?
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07-29-2007, 02:40 AM
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#2082 | | Senior Member
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| Mention that I have better hair.
How do I get Neinteens attention?
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07-29-2007, 02:46 AM
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#2083 | | Senior Member
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| Send a bouquet of flowers...but instead of using real flowers, use $100 dollar bills and make origami flowers. And to top it off, put them all in a vase and instead of putting them in water, use diamonds. You could also just buy her a scone. That would work for me... 
How do I get Neinteen's attention? I'm not sure why I would try, and I'm sure that I wouldn't need any advice about it anyways being that I am the one and only cute and adorable lemur on f.net.
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07-29-2007, 02:48 AM
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#2084 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur  How do I get Neinteen's attention? I'm not sure why I would try, and I'm sure that I wouldn't need any advice about it anyways being that I am the one and only cute and adorable lemur on f.net. | Carbomb. 
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07-29-2007, 02:48 AM
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#2085 | | Senior Member
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| How do I get Neinteen's attention? As a female?
Explain to her that the other weapons exist only due to the absence of your lesbian love. Thus she gets something, you get something, and well...the guys in the other weapons get something.
How do I take up other weapons, whilst still maintaing the right to harass them?
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07-29-2007, 02:59 AM
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#2086 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by remistress How do I take up other weapons, whilst still maintaing the right to harass them? | Convince people that by taking up different weapons, you are experimenting and thus making you a better rounded person. And that you are in an affair with both Neinteen and ParryRiposte...
How do I convince remistress not to make my girlfriend dump me and choose to go out with a girl? 
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07-29-2007, 08:58 AM
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#2087 | | Posting Hound
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| ( if your GF dumps you for a girl, there's more problems with you than her )
But,dress up as a woman and stay togethor / become a woman
how do i know how well a lemur fences?
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07-29-2007, 07:27 PM
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#2088 | | Senior Member
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| He's a lemur. Poke him with a spit, and see how well he defends himself. At worst, he'll run away; at best, you'll have rotisserie lemur.
How do I beat off all these other suitors to Neinteens affections?
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07-29-2007, 07:35 PM
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#2089 | | Posting Hound
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| Infect them with rabiis until they die.
How do I prevent rabies without needles 
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07-29-2007, 08:39 PM
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#2090 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Neinteen How do I prevent rabies without needles | It's a disease. Poke anything infected with it with a spit, and see how it reacts. At worst, it'll run away; at best, you'll have rotisserie rabid monk.
How do I infect a rabid monk with west nile to see if it kills him?
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07-29-2007, 08:41 PM
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#2091 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
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| Kiss him.
How high should i preheat the over for
Lemur A la Lemur?
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07-29-2007, 08:54 PM
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#2092 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Neinteen How high should i preheat the over for Lemur A la Lemur? | Fifteen million two hundred and seventy three thousand Kelvin...about the core temperature of the sun.
What are some good recipes for cooking humans?
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07-29-2007, 09:00 PM
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#2093 | | Senior Member
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| Raw. 
How do I get away with locking myself upstairs for the rest of my life without showing my face to the public again? | |
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07-29-2007, 09:05 PM
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#2094 | | Posting Hound
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| you dont. i need to see it.
How do i win over The Maple EPee!?
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07-29-2007, 09:07 PM
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#2095 | | Senior Member
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| Sit on him.
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07-29-2007, 09:09 PM
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#2096 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
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| steal her keys.
how can i tell if maple likes ostriches?
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07-29-2007, 09:12 PM
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#2097 | | Senior Member
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| Put a bunch of ostriches in his house. If he freaks, he does and you should add more.
How do I go about catching and taming a wild ostrich? | |
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07-29-2007, 09:14 PM
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#2098 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
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| find and tame kid lazy.
how do i know if PR hates me?
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07-29-2007, 09:16 PM
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#2099 | | Senior Member
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| Fence me. If I win, I am superior and thus hate you.
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07-29-2007, 09:17 PM
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#2100 | | Posting Hound
Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Lylat System
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| ask.
How do I convince PR to fence foil adn throw the match?
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