07-20-2007, 08:26 PM
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#1981 | | Senior Member
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| Oh so easy! Just keep asking Maestro if you've had enough to drink. He has nothing but honorable intentions and wants you to have as much fun as possible. Oh it'd probably be good to do this while sitting in his lap. 
I'm going out with sneakattack tonight, how do I make sure that she doesn't have all the fun by herself?
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07-21-2007, 09:55 AM
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#1982 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by remistress  I'm going out with sneakattack tonight, how do I make sure that she doesn't have all the fun by herself? | Have fun WITH her. 
I have lots of stuff to do this weekend. How can I get it all done and still play poker tonight? | |
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07-22-2007, 04:33 PM
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#1983 | | Boom!
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| Don't!
There's always tomorrow!
What should I do for the rest of the weekend?
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07-22-2007, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt What should I do for the rest of the weekend? | Run one of those "ultimate" races that is like 100 miles long. It's a fun way to burn time.
My knee hurts! | |
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07-22-2007, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster My knee hurts! | Well, that doesn't tell us much about the problem. You need to open that knee up with a clean x-acto knife, and describe what you see, before we can help.
My tummy is rumbling, and I can't figure out what I'm in the mood for. How do I decide what to eat, before my tummy starts eating itself?
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07-22-2007, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox My tummy is rumbling, and I can't figure out what I'm in the mood for. How do I decide what to eat, before my tummy starts eating itself? | Go to dunkin donuts or starbucks during the morning rush. Stand at the register and contemplate the menu. It's ok, take your time. These things can't be rushed.
My glove has this huge hole in it. What should I do? | |
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07-22-2007, 08:26 PM
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#1987 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by lefty_monster My glove has this huge hole in it. What should I do? | Chop it up and put it in a potpourri warmer in the bathroom.
My wife and daughters have gone to Bar Harbor, ME, for the week. I'm at home and working this week. What should I do? | |
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07-22-2007, 08:30 PM
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#1988 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Epee_Pox My tummy is rumbling, and I can't figure out what I'm in the mood for. How do I decide what to eat, before my tummy starts eating itself? | Every time you are hungry, go up to a fat person and tell them that if they give you whatever it is they are about to eat then they won't be quite so fat. That way you won't ever have to decide what to eat as it will have already been decided for you.
I've been cleaning my room today in preparation for moving all my furniture around next weekend, but the process is taking forever since I have so many old papers and other crap to sort though and throw away. How do I make the process not quite so tedious and motivate myself to just get it done without inadvertently throwing away something "important?"
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07-22-2007, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Beloit Fencer of Old My wife and daughters have gone to Bar Harbor, ME, for the week. I'm at home and working this week. What should I do? | Take a vacation from work and throw a week long house party with plenty of strippers and charge an entry fee.
See above for my question.
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07-22-2007, 11:14 PM
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#1990 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by sneakattack I've been cleaning my room today in preparation for moving all my furniture around next weekend, but the process is taking forever since I have so many old papers and other crap to sort though and throw away. How do I make the process not quite so tedious and motivate myself to just get it done without inadvertently throwing away something "important?" | Strike a match and drop it. When you come back, all of the unimportant stuff will have burned away and everything that's left must be important.
What's a good bribe to offer myself for getting everything done that needs to get done? | |
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07-23-2007, 12:43 AM
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#1991 | | Senior Member
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| Just tell yourself that if you get it done fast enough you can fence some epee(you might not see that as atrocious though )
I'm hungry, what should I eat?
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07-23-2007, 01:32 AM
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| bah, hobbits are fat enough, you don't need to eat!
what should I do before summer ends?
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07-23-2007, 05:34 AM
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| Whatever you do, don't learn to start capitalizing or anything! In fact, stop using the space bar as well; and who needs punctuation? Might as well discard all those ridiculous prepositions while you're at it, people will understand you anyway if only they want to work hard enough at it....
Heh.
How can I avoid the brickbats headed my way for my obsessive criticism of lazy writing and my disdain for Harry Potter?
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07-23-2007, 09:44 AM
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| Shove your saber all the way through both ears, so you can't hear anything anymore.
How can I get the Boston Red Sox to go on massive losing streak, so my Yankees can catch up?
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07-23-2007, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by matt9476 How can I get the Boston Red Sox to go on massive losing streak, so my Yankees can catch up? | Make little voodoo curse charms and follow the Sox team members wherever they go, chanting and holding up the charms.
None of my weapons work! What should I do? | |
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07-23-2007, 10:03 AM
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#1996 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Reforge them into sabres. You know you want to do it.
What kind of sabre lamé should I get next time?
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07-23-2007, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata What kind of sabre lamé should I get next time? | You don't need a lame for sabre...duh. Just fence without a jacket, and if the bruise is from the waist up, you've been "touched."
Sometimes it hurts when I pee. Is this normal? | |
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07-23-2007, 10:25 AM
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| Normal? Heck, that's the sign of a REAL man. You should have a T-shirt printed that says "It hurts when I pee," so everyone knows.
I just can't wake up this morning. What should I do?
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07-23-2007, 12:20 PM
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#1999 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by matt9476 Normal? Heck, that's the sign or a REAL man. You should have a T-shirt printed that says "It hurts when I pee," so everyone knows.
I just can't wake up this morning. What should I do? | Go back to sleep. Especially if you're a telemarketer. We would ALL appreciate it if you would get LOTS MORE SLEEP!
I hate when telemarketers call my house when my children are trying to sleep. I'm already on the national do not call registry. What should I do? | |
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07-23-2007, 02:11 PM
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