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for a lifetime.
If the shoe fits...
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 Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? 
If the shoe fits...
...walk a mile in another man's moccasins.
Never put off until tomorrow... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Never put off until tomorrow... ...because youth is fleeting.
Don't let the door... Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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fix it.
Time flies when...
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you throw it out the window.
A bird in hand...
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Originally Posted by Shi no Tenshi
A bird in hand...
...gets the worm.
She's only a bird in a gilded... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata She's only a bird in a gilded... ...silver lining
Grin and... Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Originally Posted by remistress Grin and...
... you cry alone
You are what you... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg
You are what you...
...make of it.
There is nothing new under the... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata There is nothing new under the... ...couch cushions.
I decided not to let my past rule my future so I... -------------------
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
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Originally Posted by Inquartata There is nothing new under the... ...bridge.
They were like ships passing... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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Originally Posted by academe
I decided not to let my past rule my future so I...
....continue to drink a lot.
You can lead a horse to water... Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! 
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead You can lead a horse to water... ...when the s***t hits the fan.
Come hell or... Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg They were like ships passing... ...an ill wind that blows no good.
Originally Posted by remistress
Come hell or... ...all the devils are here!
The wise man is prepared to lose all he owns...
Last edited by Inquartata; 05-16-2007 at 05:40 AM.
Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata The wise man is prepared to lose all he owns... ...before dawn.
Shaken like... Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Originally Posted by remistress
Shaken like...
What proverb is that from?
Anyway,
...the darling buds of May.
To light a candle is to... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Looks like it's time for another of my querulous reminders that
The trope of this thread is not "Make up a witty ending to a proverb". It is "End one existing aposiopetic proverb with another existing one".
And that
There are other places you can go if you want to try stand-up, folks. Get with the program, or start a "write your own funny saying" thread!
Ahem.
Now then, once more:
To light a candle is to... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata To light a candle is to... ...serve two masters.
Justice delayed... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg Justice delayed... Inq: Thank you self-ordained moderator.  Actually the cliche is "Shaken like a baby"...and really does exist, I promise. (Btw: does anyone else see the pink elephants?)
...can screw up a two car funeral.
Knock on... Do not meddle with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Originally Posted by remistress Knock on... ...ly once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Experience keeps a dear school, but... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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