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mightier than the sword.
Don't dish it out if...
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 Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?  mightier than the sword.
Don't dish it out if... it's been known to kill several people within 48 hours.
If wishes were fishes...
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red fish, blue fish.
I won't be my father's Jack, no, I won't be my mother's Jill, I'll be...
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A fiddler's lion.
Whom the gods would destroy....
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put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
You don't know what you have...
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"Power is an mightier than the sword"?! It don't scan.
Somehow I don't think people have quite gotten the hang of this game...
Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
You don't know what you have...
...up your sleeve.
Whom the gods would destroy they first make... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata
Whom the gods would destroy they first make...
...out with.
That's one small step for man, one... -------------------
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
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bird in the bush.
Inq- I know how the game works, it's just that the same thing kept getting stuck in my mind and I wanted to keep the game moving.
If it ain't broke...
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it aint worth fixing
when life gives you lemons (sorry if its been used).
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join 'em.
When you don't have anything to say...
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? When you don't have anything to say... (I thought it was "if you don't have anything nice to say..." Anyway...)
When you don't have anything to say...
...turn the other cheek.
A fool and his money... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg (I thought it was "if you don't have anything nice to say..." Anyway...) That's a different quotation. 
Originally Posted by scrapinpeg A fool and his money... don't say anything at all.
Make hay...
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? Make hay... ...not war.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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just before the dawn.
There's more than one way...
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? There's more than one way... ... to catch a thief.
Every cloud... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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is worth ten thousand words. It's a popular misconception that it's only a thousand words. A picture is actually worth ten thousand words. Similarly, a penny saved is actually two pennies earned.
A penny saved is...
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...A lousy way to start a 401K.
A contentious woman is like...
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Originally Posted by Go? Fencing?
A penny saved is...
...another dollar.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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Originally Posted by scrapinpeg It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle... 1. Than for those who started with sabre to hit with the point.
2. Than for an epee' fencer to be bothered with ROW.
3. (Even one at my own expense) Than for a foilist to acknowledge there are, in fact, two other weapons in fencing. 
As aforementioned....A contentious woman is like...not that I am a contentious woman mind you ;p
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...a person who keeps on finishing proverbs with phrases of their own invention rather than existing ones, as they are supposed to be doing. 
There are other places you can go if you want to try stand-up, folks. Get with the program, or start a "write your own funny saying" thread!
A pretty girl is like...
Last edited by Inquartata; 04-12-2007 at 10:11 AM.
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