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pennies to rub together.
There once was a young man named Dave... "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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Bowman.
An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to...
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slow down in front of me.
New day, new... ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
I'm married to the Hussar of f.net...
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way to skin a cat.
Here's your hat...
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...Zasha.
There's no such thing as...
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...a barrel of monkeys.
I may disagree with what you have to say... "I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
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prepare to die.
Thirty days has September, April, June, and November...
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 Originally Posted by Go? Fencing? 
Thirty days has September, April, June, and November...
...hath all too short a date.
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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gets horrible allergies, goes into a coma and dies.
Sicut natura nil facit...
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Sorry, not a saying. Please try again. 
If you want to start a game thread where the object is to finish the previous poster's partial phrase with a witticism of your own devising, you can do that, but this isn't that thread...
And so I reiterate:
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers... Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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feels the smell of zinc.
Fortuna.... ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
I'm married to the Hussar of f.net...
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Sorry, not a saying. Please try again.
If you want to start a game thread where the object is to finish the previous poster's partial phrase with a witticism of your own devising, you can do that, but this isn't that thread...
And so I reiterate:
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers... ...sh! ts in the woods.
[He] who steals my purse... "What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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Originally Posted by Have At You [For] [He] who steals my purse... ...the best revenge is to let him keep it.
It takes one... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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to flamenco, but two to tango.
Better a sparrow today... ***Nusy***
aka Mrs I_luv_saber
I'm married to the Hussar of f.net...
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the fat lady sings.
Teach a man to fish...
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...and you teach him to lie.
Give a man a fire and he is... If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them. Trust me, they'll appreciate it.
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going to burn himself. Give it to the lady instead. 
It ain't over 'til...
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...the skinny man sings.
One if by land, two if by... If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them. Trust me, they'll appreciate it.
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Originally Posted by fences_like_a_lemur
One if by land, two if by...
...bell, book and candle.
What's in a name? Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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Originally Posted by Inquartata
What's in a name?
In a hundred years we'll all be dead, anyway.
Still grasping in his hand of ice / That banner with the strange device... Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots.
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