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  1. 09-13-2006 10:27 AM #201
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    Threadbump.

    Seriously, where are all the foilists posting nowadays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
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    Seriously, where are all the foilists posting nowadays?

    they are too busy picking out pretty colored lames to match their new shoes.
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......
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    As opposed to mouldy old stinking shoes to match their jackets, like the eepers do.
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  4. 09-13-2006 01:10 PM #204
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    Aaaiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!

    Last night at my fencing club the coach decided that one of the teams that are going to be in an upcoming event needed practice. I was drafted as a warm body to make up an opposing team.

    I was forced to fence...... *shudder* ....saber!

    *sobs* I feel so dirty!!!!!
    Fail until you succeed!

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  5. 09-13-2006 01:38 PM #205
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  6. 09-13-2006 01:38 PM #206
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    Did you try to convert any of them? Oh wait, they were sabbies. Please tell me you didn't......
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  7. 09-13-2006 02:47 PM #207
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morion
    I was forced to fence...... *shudder* ....saber!

    *sobs* I feel so dirty!!!!!
    It's ok. Hey, at least it wasn't foil!
    Fencing is my only PvP.
  8. 09-13-2006 02:58 PM #208
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morion

    I was forced to fence...... *shudder* ....saber!

    *sobs* I feel so dirty!!!!!


    Maybe you should talk to a therapist, fencing saber is likely to cause all sorts of damage
  9. 09-13-2006 04:58 PM #209
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Hobbit
    Maybe you should talk to a therapist, fencing saber is likely to cause all sorts of damage
    Yeh know I got more and much fatter bruises from fencing sabre compared to epee.

    Wait... what fencing sabre or epee???
    A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
  10. 09-13-2006 06:10 PM #210
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    I'd rather fence with rotating chainsaws, personally.
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  11. 09-14-2006 05:59 AM #211
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    We wouldn't mind watching you do that, actually.
    Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
  12. 09-14-2006 06:04 AM #212
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    I never said my opponent would have them, though.
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    Oh, I'm confident that you could do the job on yourself quite unassisted.
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    You're confusing me with an eeper again, Inq. What have you been told about that?

    <--- Inq's new headgear ( )
    Last edited by D'Art; 09-14-2006 at 06:48 AM.
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    You should have stopped after the first three words of your last post. It would have gotten your point across perfectly well.
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    Just like I presume it would be if you were fencing, that cut was way off-target
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    That's only because your spindly little foilist body offers so few square inches of target TO hit.
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    "When your opponent fears you, then's the moment when you give the fear its own rein, give it the time to work on him. Let it become terror. The terrified man fights himself. Eventually he attacks in desperation. That is the most dangerous moment, but the terrified man can be trusted usually to make a fatal mistake. You are being trained here to detect these mistakes and use them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'Art
    Threadbump.

    Seriously, where are all the foilists posting nowadays?
    Getting ready for the season?
    I'm so dam rusty, I should be an epeeist.
    Winning isn't everything, it just lets you fence longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by latenight
    Too bad we can't sort by join date..hee
    Ask and ye shall receive!

    All through the miracle of modern computery!

    EDIT: Edited to cut out everyone who isn't a senior member.

    EDIT EDIT: What's confusing is there's a lot of people that predate CRAIG...
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