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Mr Epee (he wants you to know there's a search function)
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RITFencing (he doesn't want you to search for references to himself and goats)
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latenight (he wants you to forget about that 8-ball thread)
|    | 10 | 17.86% | |
Inquartata (curmudgeon!)
|    | 6 | 10.71% | |
parrythis (I still wonder if his chandeliers are reinforced)
|    | 2 | 3.57% | |
gtmac (want a t-shirt?)
|    | 5 | 8.93% | |
needle (want some vodka?)
| | 3 | 5.36% | |
Sciurus-Rex (he's already the squirrel king...)
| | 6 | 10.71% | |
epeeisky (no he's not actually Ben Franklin)
| | 1 | 1.79% | |
oiuyt (forgot there was a p key when making his name...)
| | 5 | 8.93% | 
09-15-2006, 04:07 PM
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#41 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| You're the QUEEN dammit. How are we supposed to look up to our royalty if they're so unassuming?
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09-15-2006, 07:17 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
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| You can look up to me on my pedestal while you bow low you heathen foilist! 
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09-15-2006, 08:02 PM
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#43 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| Heathen? Yes. Foilist? Yes. But the combination is purely coincidental.
And I'll gladly bow low to look up at you on your pedastal. You're not wearing pants are you. 
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09-15-2006, 08:32 PM
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#44 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl You can look up to me on my pedestal while you bow low you heathen foilist! |
Hell I'm co-King and Ive been called a heathen many, many times!
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09-16-2006, 06:22 PM
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#45 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by gtmac And I'll gladly bow low to look up at you on your pedastal. You're not wearing pants are you. | You m'dear, know me far to well! ... well I guess a little better now that you've glanced up!
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09-18-2006, 02:55 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by latenight Hell I'm co-King and Ive been called a heathen many, many times! | I've never been called a heathen to my face, but I have been called god on several occasions
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09-18-2006, 05:46 PM
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#47 | | Senior Member
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| With more than a hint of sarcasm, too, I expect. 
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09-18-2006, 06:00 PM
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#48 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art With more than a hint of sarcasm, too, I expect. | The sarcasm was mostly in the followup phrase: "I've done it with a foilist once before - <sarcasm>oh, god </sarcasm>"
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09-19-2006, 05:39 AM
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#49 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| With only the experience of a foilist before you as a basis for comparison, I would NOT take her remarks as all that flattering if I were you.
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09-19-2006, 02:17 PM
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#50 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata With only the experience of a foilist before you as a basis for comparison, I would NOT take her remarks as all that flattering if I were you. | Well, she mentioned a sabreur too - said he screamed, finished and left before she even felt or smelt anything ... she considers herself lucky that way
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09-20-2006, 05:41 AM
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#51 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| She was lying to you. No woman who had been with a sabre fencer would admit an epeeist to her bed thereafter. Too much of a let-down.
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09-20-2006, 10:42 AM
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#52 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Inquartata She was lying to you. No woman who had been with a sabre fencer would admit it to an epeeist : |
You left a couple words out, I fixed it.
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09-20-2006, 08:01 PM
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#53 | | Senior Member
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| In that case, I have an even better one: Quote: |
No woman who had been with an epeeist would admit it
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09-20-2006, 08:16 PM
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#54 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by I_luv_saber No woman who had been with an epeeist would admit it | Addictions are hard to admit ... doesn't make them less addictive ...
A woman experiences a stiff weapon with a sensitive tip that can touch her all over ... she may not admit it, but she'll be back for more
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09-20-2006, 08:35 PM
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#55 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by needle Addictions are hard to admit ... doesn't make them less addictive ...
A woman experiences a stiff weapon with a sensitive tip that can touch her all over ... she may not admit it, but she'll be back for more | Hmmm... but I don't think the fact the weapon breaks constantly is such a good thing. (although, to be fair, depending on your situation a severed wire may not be bad). Hmmm...
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09-20-2006, 09:06 PM
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#56 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by I_luv_saber Hmmm... but I don't think the fact the weapon breaks constantly is such a good thing. | Ah, but there's so much meaning in the words "tip screw"
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09-21-2006, 12:54 AM
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#57 | | Senior Member
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| Hmmm... I won't make any jokes about all those lonely nights in the armory, fixing your weapon....
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09-21-2006, 06:05 AM
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#58 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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Originally Posted by needle Ah, but there's so much meaning in the words "tip screw" | And they're always falling out. Yeah, women LOVE that. 
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09-21-2006, 06:13 AM
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#59 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata And they're always falling out. Yeah, women LOVE that. | Yes, 'cause then we get to screw more... (Aaaaahaha!) 
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