08-09-2006, 12:25 PM
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| Out of context quote of the day
Similar in a way to the picture caption thread... let's see who can come up with the best quotes from fnet when taken completely out of context. No one per day, though; just rep anyone you think did a good job.
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen 'Should teach you to leave the strippers in the porn bar, where they belong!  |
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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08-09-2006, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex Has anyone figured out what happens when you take the two pills together?  |
I like this one
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08-09-2006, 12:41 PM
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#3 | | Incorruptible
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Nothing is issuing from my robe, impertinent young lady! | .....
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08-09-2006, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by gtmac As long as it's just your mind. |
And this?
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! | | |
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08-09-2006, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by latenight I had glitter all over my house once. | ..... 
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Wedding guest comment on KL & SH's wedding: Quote: |
Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only.  | |
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08-09-2006, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl ..... |
Cute....... 
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Prick your finger it is done...
the moon has now eclipsed the sun...
the angel has spread its wings...
the time has come for bitter things...
Last edited by latenight; 08-09-2006 at 03:13 PM.
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08-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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| sorry... here's one with makeup to go with the glitter 
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Wedding guest comment on KL & SH's wedding: Quote: |
Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only. | |
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08-09-2006, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tazz Firstly.. what gender is that cat? | This has possibilities
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08-09-2006, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Boys lying about their size??? No! Tell me it isn't so.... | Hrm...
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08-09-2006, 11:04 PM
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#10 | | Fencing Expert
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| Not sure that one changes when taken out of context... Pretty much that's what fencergrl was talking about.
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08-10-2006, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by OROD Awww, how low can you go? |
I wonder.....
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! | | |
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08-10-2006, 11:51 AM
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#12 | | Epee fencing addict
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Originally Posted by Zilverzmurfen Not even breeches? Hmmm, intriguing... | I don't know WHAT she would be referring to...
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08-10-2006, 11:57 AM
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#13 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| I've been quoted twice in only 12 posts! I sense a conspiracy... 
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08-10-2006, 12:06 PM
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| Yeah and I've only been quoted once! So see I'm an upright, clean cut, outstanding gentleman.
But then again, one of your quotes was sorta about me. 
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Prick your finger it is done...
the moon has now eclipsed the sun...
the angel has spread its wings...
the time has come for bitter things...
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08-10-2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MyrddinsPrecint Only certain Rs. |
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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08-10-2006, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by RITFencing |
hehehehhee!
here's mine: Quote: |
Originally Posted by Peach I value my Huge Sweaty Hugs when I see him too much to risk losing them. |
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08-10-2006, 12:21 PM
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| Tried to rep you for that one but I couldn't. Quote: |
Originally Posted by downunder Arrrgh | He's a pirate!
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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08-10-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata I am always happy to find a penny. | Why do I picture Mr. Burns picking up a shiny new penny off the ground when I read this??
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Wedding guest comment on KL & SH's wedding: Quote: |
Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only. | |
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08-10-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by RITFencing Tried to rep you for that one but I couldn't. | I haven't been able to Rep you all week...........
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08-10-2006, 12:31 PM
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#20 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by ThatReallyHurt I've gotta give her all kinds of credit for not ending up all over the road after that - must have been a heck of a flash-bang.
Wow. | Makes me wonder just what was going on inside that car.
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