10-01-2008, 09:12 AM
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#881 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,754
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Originally Posted by Empty Wallet  I smell big time. | May I suggest a deodorant..?  
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10-02-2008, 06:01 AM
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#882 | | Member
Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: York, PA
Posts: 87
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Originally Posted by Morale Officer using the duct tape, shave the kitten. |
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10-03-2008, 11:15 AM
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#883 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 1,707
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Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In My. Hand. Is. Going. To. Die.  | Well, find a partner. It's much better that way.
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10-03-2008, 04:08 PM
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#884 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Originally Posted by WTFLindsIsSoCool as soon as I moved, I wasn't able to ride anymore. | You can always go back to that position later, if you really like it.
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10-03-2008, 05:46 PM
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#885 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,288
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Originally Posted by Pescados666 Didn't you give me advice on how to make jello boobs?  | You have GOT to stop shopping at the Cosmetic Surgery for a Buck place! 
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10-04-2008, 01:45 AM
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#886 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 7,054
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Originally Posted by Pescados666 3 guys are going to spend the night. | ...
First the nail polish, now this. 
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10-07-2008, 10:17 AM
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#887 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim My mattress sits on the wooden floor so I won't hurt myself falling out of bed again. | Well, falling out of bed is a side effect to wild sex.
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10-07-2008, 10:29 AM
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#888 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Climbing out of my nightmare
Posts: 1,860
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Originally Posted by matt9476 Well, falling out of bed is a side effect to wild sex. | Care to elaborate? =^_^=
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10-07-2008, 03:25 PM
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#889 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim Care to elaborate? =^_^= | No, but I'm game for a demonstration.
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10-08-2008, 02:46 AM
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#890 | | Fencing Expert
Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Pennsauken, NJ
Posts: 8,914
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Originally Posted by fencerbill I can post pictures if you wish. | The scary thing is that even in context he's talking about a sex toy grip...
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10-08-2008, 11:14 AM
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#891 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2007 Location: Cubicle 13A on the 13th floor
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Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim Although I hear doing it in hot tubs is popular | Yes, it is. 
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10-08-2008, 11:21 AM
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#892 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Climbing out of my nightmare
Posts: 1,860
| Hehehe... I'll enjoy it vicariously through you, eh?
unless it's an e-hottub
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10-08-2008, 01:56 PM
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#893 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,288
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Originally Posted by Cookeit Anyone ever have to fence with an erection? | No, but John Ritter has: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak
(Watch it all the way to the end...)
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10-10-2008, 01:47 PM
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#894 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Buffalo, NY
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Originally Posted by Westley I want to buy a doll. | Are you losing your imagination, or is your hand just getting cramped?
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10-10-2008, 05:29 PM
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#895 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: SLC, Utah
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Originally Posted by Cookeit Anyone ever have to fence with an erection? | My favorite opponents do not have the weapon but the sheaths.
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10-11-2008, 03:17 PM
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#896 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Houston, but South
Posts: 2,417
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Originally Posted by AdamH I was light and stiff when I posted | You must really have a passion for fencing.
__________________ ↕ Embrace both lines.
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10-11-2008, 08:17 PM
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#897 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Elsewhere
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Originally Posted by Got_Fenced_In watch out for french fries, because they'd make you... pregnant. | See, we don't need sex ed in schools | |
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10-12-2008, 01:45 PM
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#898 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Climbing out of my nightmare
Posts: 1,860
| And she is homeschooled... where is she supposed to learn about that?
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10-12-2008, 07:32 PM
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#899 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
Posts: 8,880
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Originally Posted by Lady Quindecim And she is homeschooled... where is she supposed to learn about that? | Heaven forbid should a parent teach their child basic information about their bodies.
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10-12-2008, 08:45 PM
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#900 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: SOTX Division. Also usually found here ->
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| Heh, right. Actually, I take offense at that comment. I went through sex-ed--usually in highschool, am I right?--when I was about six. Although I will admit it was because I picked up a book on my own. By the time my mom got around to it (I must have been 7 or eight by then) it wasn't really necessary to go over it again... I mean, the book said to watch out for french fries, so I have. 
(Okay, all uf that was true up until the french fries part. I did dream about getting knocked up by fries, though. No lie.)
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