08-11-2006, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldgar Please tell me you did that on purpose. | Hmmmmm..... What could he be talking about?
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08-11-2006, 04:06 PM
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#42 | | Fencing Expert
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee Ah heck, even if that is a real scientific term, I'm not sure that I'd bring it up in front of anyone. There are too many ... uh... connotations. | ...
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08-11-2006, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by RITFencing Fortunately, I ended up really liking it. | .
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08-11-2006, 04:10 PM
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#44 | | Fencing Expert
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Originally Posted by wheeringa Id stand back and say "come get some"  | I think I might be having too much fun with this thread...
edit: which, of course, is a candidate quote for someone else to post here.
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08-11-2006, 04:59 PM
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#45 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata I commute between here and Hell daily.  | This one's not too bad... 
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08-11-2006, 05:05 PM
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#46 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by needle You mean 2 inches when straightened?  | Hahhahhhhhahhahahhh!
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08-11-2006, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata In WHOSE end-o?  | Hmmmm.....
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08-11-2006, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by OROD I'm very disappointed with the search feature. I tried it once and could find absolutely no porn! Havent tried it since.
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Glad I'm not the only one!
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08-11-2006, 05:26 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Silly BJ! | I'm showing my age on this one, aren't I?
But, at least this one has a different meaning when taken out of context. | |
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08-11-2006, 05:28 PM
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| LOL... why does the old joke about clowns tasting funny just came to mind??? 
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Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only.  | |
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08-11-2006, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl See... if you had just mentioned that you wear a girl scout's uniform, you too could have been even more weirded out! | Not sure why, but this had me spewing coffee out of my mouth while reading that.
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08-11-2006, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Louweasel I think I'm reasonably non-ugly | That's how I feel too! But, I'm not sure if it's a good thing.
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08-11-2006, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee I certainly hope it will withstand a vigorous spin cycle.  | !!!!!
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08-11-2006, 09:25 PM
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#54 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by carlos heroin cures shakes and nausea | You heard it here first folks.
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08-11-2006, 11:41 PM
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#55 | | Incorruptible
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| Actually you heard it here second.
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08-12-2006, 10:56 AM
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#56 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Only to pick up hippie chicks. | Flower-power reaches The Desert... 
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08-12-2006, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JackOfHearts Although this does seem rather fast, yea. Still, if you know what you're doing | Oh? whiteness...
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08-12-2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus She may have enjoyed it... but what have you done for her lately? | Oh, the possibilities.
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08-12-2006, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Phaeton Remember...it's down a lot of the time. |
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08-12-2006, 11:50 PM
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#60 | | Question Game Queen
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Originally Posted by purpzeyFCLI Free food plus all the Meehan you can eat. | How much Meehan can you eat? Even in context, this one sounds wrong. | |
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