07-31-2006, 03:19 PM
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| Mauler's dietary habits...
We all know how our very own Mauler eats... he can't be long for this world. At first the thought made me sad, but then I realized that we can capitalize on it by making the Mauler Deadpool!
Here's the rules:
1. Pick the month and year. Closest without going over wins.
2. Twenty bucks per entry.
3. Natural causes only! No murdering Jay for a few bucks, I'll call it a scratch.
4. Winner gets half the pool and the whole shebang in case they name the exact cause of death.
I will hold a BBQ after the funeral... he would have wanted it that way.
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07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
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| What does his diet consist of? I'm fairly sure mine's just as bad! 
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07-31-2006, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by seven6ty What does his diet consist of? I'm fairly sure mine's just as bad! | Jay has eaten an entire vermonster (one scoop of every flavor at ben and jerry's, plus all the toppings in a huge tub) in one sitting. It's meant for large groups, and probably contains something on the order of 40,000 calories. No one can eat like Jay.
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07-31-2006, 03:43 PM
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| Are you sure he's still alive after that??? Has anyone poked him recently? 
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07-31-2006, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Are you sure he's still alive after that??? Has anyone poked him recently? | He was eating me out of house and home on saturday! I'm pretty sure he's still kicking... but you'd better place your bets now just in case.
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07-31-2006, 03:48 PM
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| I think you killed him.... and are pretending he's alive. By putting together this pool, you can make some big bucks by being the "winner"..... never trust a penguin my momma used to say.... walruses are way more truthful and less sneaky.
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07-31-2006, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl I think you killed him.... and are pretending he's alive. By putting together this pool, you can make some big bucks by being the "winner"..... never trust a penguin my momma used to say.... walruses are way more truthful and less sneaky. | Nah, I like hanging around jay too much to kill him... I'm going to use the half that I don't give out to buy food for the funeral.
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07-31-2006, 03:49 PM
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| I think he should enter the Nathan's Famous hot dog eating contest...........bring the championship back to the US and all that. | |
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07-31-2006, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by RITFencing I will BBQ him after the funeral... he would have wanted it that way. | How much do you think BBQ sauce is really going to cost??? Don't believe him people! RIT is one of those evil penguins!  Quote: |
Originally Posted by RITFencing Nah, I liked hanging jay too much | Need I say more???
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07-31-2006, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl How much do you think BBQ sauce is really going to cost??? Don't believe him people! RIT is one of those evil penguins! | Pfft... ask around as to how seriously I take my BBQs... I'd never lie like that. So long as I'm not the main course.
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07-31-2006, 03:57 PM
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| I think very few live to tell the tale of your BBQ's... 
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07-31-2006, 03:57 PM
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| Some creative quotations there, FG? The movie industry or some political ad makes should have work for you.
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07-31-2006, 03:58 PM
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| Let's just say I know what lurks in your evil mind.
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07-31-2006, 04:02 PM
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| His feasting habits are nothing compared to his snoring prowess.
Trust me.
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07-31-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl never trust a penguin my momma used to say.... walruses are way more truthful and less sneaky. | <-----
I beg to differ. And unfortunately, it's not a bad likeness either.
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07-31-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee His feasting habits are nothing compared to his snoring prowess.
Trust me. | I do not want to know how you learned this... but then, if he snores that loudly, I'm surprised I don't hear him at night in Rochester.
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07-31-2006, 04:04 PM
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| Here's an idea - register him on www.expectnet.com. A friend of mine did this when she was pregnant last year.
I imagine you could alter some of the categories somehow to reflect an expected demise date and time - AND add his expected weight at TOD.
Just a thought.
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07-31-2006, 04:11 PM
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| Yup believe it or not there's already a web site that people bet on when someone's going to kick the bucket. While our own RIT is sick, he apparently has friends. http://deadpool.isfullofcrap.com/
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07-31-2006, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Yup believe it or not there's already a web site that people bet on when someone's going to kick the bucket. While our own RIT is sick, he apparently has friends. http://deadpool.isfullofcrap.com/ | Huh. Here I was continuing my running gag (every time I eat with him I tell him he won't live to see 40) and now I find out there are people who actually do this. At least it's at the right URL.
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07-31-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl I think very few live to tell the tale of your BBQ's... | Having been to one of his BBQ's, I will vouch for him. The man is a genius with some chunks of chicken, some bacon and a kebob sewer.
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