Life's Little Mysteries Solved...

[Haze]

1: Why do we always end up with odd socks?

Ans:
Osmosis causes socks to move through the porous space-time membrane at the bottom of washing machines into an alternate universe which has a lower concentration of socks.

[lochinvar]

... a place technically known as the "hose-zone"

(With thanks to Snigglets.)

[Haze]

Hmm... I don't get it. <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[Haze]

hmm.. or maybe its just not funny...

[Munqi]

It's a pun on 'OZone'..
Socks are a type of hose.

ummm... Thinking about it...

I wear hose? <img src="graemlins/crap.gif" border="0" alt="[Crap]" />

[Haze]

Anyway, on an entirely different note (this is my thread and i will do with it as i will - haha!)

Has anyone else had or seen Apple and Kiwi sunny delight? Its the same colour as Slimer from the Ghostbusters. Probably the same consistency too! It could be a conspiracy. <img src="graemlins/dunce.gif" border="0" alt="[Dunce]" /> <img src="graemlins/freak4.gif" border="0" alt="[Freak2]" />

[Munqi]

Does it taste any different?

[Haze]

Not sure - I've never really tried to taste ficticious characters... It doesn't taste too bad actually, considering the colour. I mean, you tell me, what does slime taste like?

[Gav]

Haze, don't put that stuff in you body. Ick. There's a reason Slimer looked the way he did.

[Haze]

Ah, I know. I only had it once, I usually stay 3 million miles away from stuff with that much colouring and other rubbish in it, but sometimes I feel the need to go on a random few days of eating stuff that's bad for you. I try to eat quite healthily, as much as I can within the complete lack of time and money that consitutes being a student these days, though I'm noticing the bad stuff is definitly cheaper. It shouldn't be like this, moan complain grumble whinge moan complain moan.

(*steps down off soapbox, and goes back to being at least a foot shorter than the rest of the world*) <img src="graemlins/blah.gif" border="0" alt="[Blah]" />

I'm drinking Robinsons Grape and Melon High Juice now, with just enough concentrate to stop the boring water tasting like boring water. Is that better?

This morning I was drinking Pete and Johnny's Strawberry and Banana 100% Fruit Smoothie. Very very very very nice, but £1.50 for a litre bottle. I best go back to the water / squash.

[Zelda]

Haze my gal, aint you EVER heard of Ribena????

[It]

I've seen a couple of odd fencers wearing different colored socks when they fence. I mean one leg would be blue the other leg red.

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[Scaramouche]

[quote]Originally posted by It:
<strong>I've seen a couple of odd fencers wearing different colored socks when they fence. I mean one leg would be blue the other leg red. </strong><hr></blockquote>

What you don't like the court jester look?
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[Jester]" />

[Haze]

I'm an occasional ribena fan, but the toothkind one just doesnt taste right. Anyway, thats quite expensive too, relatively speaking. I have a jar of vimto flavoured jam somewhere if that counts...

Different coloured socks... and the problem with that is...? I thought they were all sposed to be like that...

[Zelda]

Haze, simple solution DONT BUY the toothkind. Buy one of those really HUGE bottles of concentrate from Safeways and eek it out by making it really weak... (thats what I do!)

[lochinvar]

My socks are different colors, and not just when I'm fencing.

I think it has to do with folding my laundry in the dark.

[Haze]

and i'm sposed to carry that back from town how...?

anyway we don't have a safeways.

(ok, ok I'm arguementative, I know.)

[Haze]

[quote]Originally posted by lochinvar:
<strong>My socks are different colors, and not just when I'm fencing.

I think it has to do with folding my laundry in the dark.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmm, I don't tend to fold socks....

This thread should be renamed: "Haze argues with the world..."

[Haze]

Incidently, why /are/ you folding laundry in the dark???? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[lochinvar]

[quote]Originally posted by Haze:
<strong>Incidently, why /are/ you folding laundry in the dark???? </strong><hr></blockquote>

Too much light makes the marmots cranky.

<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[Jester]" />