Make fun of the person above you

[gtmac]

Well if they're looking to get to Jersey, all they have to do is follow the footprints marked in cheeto-like orange dye from your socks.

[The Chaotic Wind]

if you're looking for the escaped test subject who lost his brain on his way to find jersey, all you have to do is look in the mirror....provided you don't break it when you look at it

[Go? Fencing?]

The Chaotic Wind chose his username because of his inability to write orderly sentences.

[Zasha]

i heard you were very kind to animals, so would you please give that face back to the gorilla.

[Go? Fencing?]

At least I don't have to hide my hair underneath a hat all the time.

[Zasha]

some day you will find yourself, and wish that you hadn't.

[Go? Fencing?]

One day, you will discover what lives under that hat... and mourn your puny brain.

[Zasha]

whatever is eating you must be suffering horribly. and would it be so difficult to use an insult that does not involve my hat?

[Go? Fencing?]

You seem to be a little touchy about your hat. Perhaps you should go talk to a psychiatrist about that.

[Zasha]

i used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. now I have a much lower opinion of you.

[Go? Fencing?]

They say that you have a reputation beyond repute, but really they mean that they can't think of the proper word to say that you don't deserve a reputation at all.

[Zasha]

are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

[Go? Fencing?]

I tried to match your level of intelligence, but alas, I just can't sink that low.

[Zasha]

you're a bad time had by all.

[kilo_foxtrot]

as compared to being a worse time avoided by all

[Zasha]

you are a ladykiller, they take one look at you and die of fright.

[The Chaotic Wind]

(I don't go on for a couple months and of all the threads this one decides to die?)
You're so pathetic, when you cry while looking in a mirror, your reflection laughs at you.

[Fencergrl]

Chaotic Wind lacks so much imagination that he chose a screen-name from the embarrassing body odor he gets from eating beans and cabbage.

[The Chaotic Wind]

Fencrgrl is even worse, she uses the same jokes everyone else used a few months ago.

[D'Art]

The Chaotic Wind is a misnomer. Far more of a confused fart.