Make fun of the person above you

[D'Art]

Aussie Fencer has the approximate IQ of a lobotomised eeper.

[Aussie_Fencer]

Aussie Fencer has the approximate IQ of a lobotomised eeper.

how dare you compare me to an epeer you stupid bloody walrus. lol.

[ParryRiposte]

Aussie is so dumb that he fails to realise that the walrus is not bloody.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

ParryRiposte's singing is so horrible that it comes out as screamy and incoherent gibberish which she calls wrath.

[ParryRiposte]

lemur's so emo that he has to wear a fur coat to hide all his scars.

[fences_like_a_lemur]

ParryRiposte sucks at sabre so much that the only thing she does in a bout is parry and attempt to riposte.

[D'Art]

FLAL is so slow that evolution overtook him.

[ParryRiposte]

D'art should really speak for himself; a walrus is lower than a lemur...

[fences_like_a_lemur]

And ParryRiposte shouldn't be speaking at all; just look at how under evolved humans are for instance.

[ParryRiposte]

Excuse me! Last time I checked, lemurs couldn't even talk! Intelligent communication is obviously a sign of evolutionary superiority.

[D'Art]

Intelligent communication is obviously a sign of evolutionary superiority.

It's a pity you had to get someone to write that for you then, isn't it?

[ThatReallyHurt]

Generally, Mr. T pities the fool.

However, in D'Art's case, he just walked away, shaking his head...

[Fencergrl]

TRH is such a silly starfish that he lives the furthest point from both the Pacific and Atlantic ocean.

[ThatReallyHurt]

You can't get Aliiiiicia's... you caaaan't get Alliiiiciaaaa's...

[Fencergrl]

I hate you TRH! I hate you! Now I'm drooling! I hate you!

[ThatReallyHurt]

No problem, no problem... I'll just pick some up tomorrow on the way home from work and...

Oh, that's right - you're a squidjillion kilometers away! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Fencergrl]

TRH's breath often smells like onions, sour cream and Ukrainian sausage...

[ThatReallyHurt]

And FG wishes she could say the same.

Some day, you never know, eh?

[Fencergrl]

TRH's a hoser eh?
<fencergrl does a little happy dance because she finally got to insult someone in Canadian>

[fences_like_a_lemur]

Fencergrl is so desperate to insult people that she has to resort to a language that both should have died off with the Neanderthals and which not many people can't understand.