Make fun of the person above you

[Zilverzmurfen]

fences_like_a_leper...well, fences like a leper. (Hehehe!)

[Fencergrl]

ZZ is usch a bad cook that she looks forward to the food at Szombathely every year just so she doesn't have to eat her own cooking!

[introspective]

ENCORE ENCORE - I'll try to shorten it a bit:
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This is the meanest thing I've everwritten: but you wanted this:
This should be sung to Nat Coles's Unforgettable


Uncorruptible, that's what you are
Uncorruptible though near or far
Like a score of Fencing that clings to me
How the thought losing points does things to me
Never before has someone been more
Uncorruptable in every way.

And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, darhhhhhling, it's incredible
That someone so unforgettable
[cough lightly - we've never met, but.....]
Is Uncorruptable,
Like little Mango
on her fencing piste.
[Again with more feeling....]
Uncorruptable in every way
And forever more, that's what you shaaaay
[I'm sorry but it says to be mean]

That's why, darling, it's incredible
That someone so uncorruptible
Can fail to get his A.

[the maple epee]

Introspective's pitch is so bad, he's banned from baseball stadiums!

[ParryRiposte]

Maple has such a horrible dating record that he is banned from watching romantic comedies.

[introspective]

oh, you crooner, is that a close close shave?

[ParryRiposte]

Your hat is ugly as hell. It looks like an epeeist.

[introspective]

That is not a hat, it is my skull. And I am actually a clown. That maple epee is going to end up point upward into your nose.

[introspective]

That is not a hat, it is my skull. And I am actually a clown. That maple epee is going to end up point upward into your nose. You said the word hell, that means you are not a lady.

[ParryRiposte]

You think being a bloody clown is a good thing? And it doesn't mean I'm not a lady, it means that Satan is indeed a lady herself.

[introspective]

over sensitive...

[ParryRiposte]

You're stupid.

[rjroth]

The prerequisite for making fun of someone should include NOT having a Smurf as your avatar.

[D'Art]

The prerequisite for making fun of the person above you is to make fun of the person above you, not someone who last posted in this thread 5 days ago.

[Fencergrl]

D'Art wears clothing made out of haggis (I suspect he likes the way it feels next to his skin).

[D'Art]

Fencergrl only pretends to be a cougar. I refuse to comment on what I like the feel of next to my skin. It's on a need to know basis

[Fencergrl]

D'Art thinks that a mixture of sheef/ calf internals and oatmeal on his private parts would attract women in droves, but so far he's only attracted flies (and one laughing pretend cougar).

[Hutchison]

Her BF's "Blade" is short and floppy.(If you get what I mean)

[ParryRiposte]

Hutchison is so lonely that he couldn't find anyone to take a picture of his ugly mug. He had to take one in the mirror in hopes of attracting some ugly epeeist girl.

[Aussie_Fencer]

PR has the approximate IQ of a soggy tea towl.