I know a long time ago there used to be a topic devoted to this, but I was whistling "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog" the other night and realized I could give it a fencing theme....
You ain't nothin' but a fencer, a'fencin' all the time, you ain't nothin' but a fencer! fencin' all the time. You ain't nothing but a sword wieldin' fencer and you ain't no friend of mine!!
You ain't nothin' but a foilist, a'flickin' all the time, you ain't nothin' bute a foilist, a'flickin' all the time. You ain't nothing but a dirty flickin' foilist and you ain't no friend of mine.
You ain't nothin' but a Epeeist, a flechin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a epeeist, flechin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a dirty flechin' epeeist and you ain' no friend of mine.
You ain't nothin' but a sabrist, a cuttin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a sabriiiist, cuttin' all the time. You ain't nothin' but a dirty cuttin' sabrist and you ain't no friend of mine!!
Write any fencing song parody you want on this thread!! Have at it!



