heh that was cool!

[Thor the Mighty]

so last night at the local college fencing club some kid that ranked 3rd in the nation for all 3 weapons came (he's 17, by the way) and taught all of us awesome college kids how its done. he taught us how to judge and explained all the special rules for right of way. if you guys belong to any club, try and get a national legend in for a lecture or two because i actually know how to judge now hahaha.

[bigdawg2121]

Dude, that sounds awesome!!! I'm definitely going to have some ficticious person come teach me how to "judge" in a single night.....where can I sign up?

[dramamine]

3rd in the nation for all 3 weapons hey?

(looks at rankings)

Yeah, OK.

[erooMynohtnA]

That's nothing. The current olympic champion in all six weapons came by my house and made love to me. That's right, I said all six, male and female. We had a wild night.

[HDG]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

so last night at the local college fencing club some kid that ranked 3rd in the nation for all 3 weapons came (he's 17, by the way) and taught all of us awesome college kids how its done. he taught us how to judge and explained all the special rules for right of way. if you guys belong to any club, try and get a national legend in for a lecture or two because i actually know how to judge now hahaha.

So, is this an inside joke of some sort?

[KD5MDK]

Originally Posted by erooMynohtnA

That's nothing. The current olympic champion in all six weapons came by my house and made love to me. That's right, I said all six, male and female. We had a wild night.

Sounds like a very wild night.

[erooMynohtnA]

Originally Posted by KD5MDK

Sounds like a very wild night.

The aforementioned even showed me how to parry Thor's unparriable move. It did get a little crazy after the Mad Hatter arrived though.

[sjpfencer220]

Ooh, at what point did the Loch Ness Monster arrive to join the party? I hear he's taken up fencing now too. Aah, too bad I missed it, I was too busy living in the real world.

[KD5MDK]

The Loch Ness Monster is the non-smelling epee fencer, of course.

[Thor the Mighty]

Originally Posted by HDG

So, is this an inside joke of some sort?

nope, completely serious.

to the rest of you.

stop being asshats.

i didnt say my flick deal was unparryable, i just said that no one figured out how to block it (for a while...now people can because i overused it). and how hard is it to believe that a very good jr. fencer came to our club and taught us stuff about fencing?

[keropie]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

so last night at the local college fencing club some kid that ranked 3rd in the nation for all 3 weapons came (he's 17, by the way) and taught all of us awesome college kids how its done. he taught us how to judge and explained all the special rules for right of way. if you guys belong to any club, try and get a national legend in for a lecture or two because i actually know how to judge now hahaha.

A very good junior fencer? No, that's believable. The emphasized parts? Anywhere from very difficult to believe to patently stupid.

[RebelFencer]

Well we can just check the national rankings just to humor him...hmm, as I thought, completely bs.

[Thor the Mighty]

how the fvck is it bs if he came to our place, had numerous established fencing teachers TELL US that he ranked 3rd in all 3 weapons, and lectured us on everything? was it a hallucination? no. just because you douche bags dont have the privilage of being in a fencing club that attracts people who know what they're doing, doesn't mean that you have to go off and tell me that i'm a fvcking liar.

you looked at the national rankings huh? did it tell you where the people go and lecture other students of the art? does it have a high tech real time camera attached to their foreheads so we know what color sh!t the top fencers have?

[fencerontheline]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

how the fvck is it bs if he came to our place, had numerous established fencing teachers TELL US that he ranked 3rd in all 3 weapons, and lectured us on everything? was it a hallucination? no. just because you douche bags dont have the privilage of being in a fencing club that attracts people who know what they're doing, doesn't mean that you have to go off and tell me that i'm a fvcking liar.

you looked at the national rankings huh? did it tell you where the people go and lecture other students of the art? does it have a high tech real time camera attached to their foreheads so we know what color sh!t the top fencers have?

Mr Thor,
Nobody is ranked 3rd in the country in all 3 weapons. Somone may have a rating in all 3 weapons, but nobody is ranked 3rd in each.

If you really want people to stop picking on you, maybe you should name drop this person.

[RebelFencer]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

how the fvck is it bs if he came to our place, had numerous established fencing teachers TELL US that he ranked 3rd in all 3 weapons, and lectured us on everything? was it a hallucination? no. just because you douche bags dont have the privilage of being in a fencing club that attracts people who know what they're doing, doesn't mean that you have to go off and tell me that i'm a fvcking liar.

you looked at the national rankings huh? did it tell you where the people go and lecture other students of the art? does it have a high tech real time camera attached to their foreheads so we know what color sh!t the top fencers have?

If you're claiming that he's 3rd in the country in each weapon and I checked and verified that no one is why do you need to know the color of the feces our top level fencers produce?

[erooMynohtnA]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

how the fvck is it bs if he came to our place, had numerous established fencing teachers TELL US that he ranked 3rd in all 3 weapons, and lectured us on everything? was it a hallucination? no. just because you douche bags dont have the privilage of being in a fencing club that attracts people who know what they're doing, doesn't mean that you have to go off and tell me that i'm a fvcking liar.

you looked at the national rankings huh? did it tell you where the people go and lecture other students of the art? does it have a high tech real time camera attached to their foreheads so we know what color sh!t the top fencers have?

I don't think the top fencers spend a lot of time looking at their own poop. Anyway, I'm sorry. I'll type up my apology for you on my special invisible typewriter. If you would like, I can even use the magic paper the Mad Hatter accidentally left behind. The party did get a little out of hand once he arrived.

[RebelFencer]

I just burnt down a village, please, arrest me before I do it again!

[erooMynohtnA]

Originally Posted by KD5MDK

The Loch Ness Monster is the non-smelling epee fencer, of course.

Don't be ridiculous, that's a fictional being. I've never seen him.

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

so last night at the local college fencing club some kid that ranked 3rd in the nation for all 3 weapons came (he's 17, by the way) and taught all of us awesome college kids how its done. he taught us how to judge and explained all the special rules for right of way. if you guys belong to any club, try and get a national legend in for a lecture or two because i actually know how to judge now hahaha.

And his name is?

Go check the points list, you'll see the respective rankings.

And BTW, your coaches are frauds.

[mrbiggs]

Originally Posted by Thor the Mighty

how the fvck is it bs

I highly enjoy your Latin swearing.

If you ask your coaches the name of this person, we can clear this up. It's probably just a miscommunication of some sort.