05-23-2006, 04:41 PM
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#1 | | Senior Member
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| Fake Lesbian Soap Opera!
Let's all take a journey back to the "Babe Battle" thread...... *sigh*
Since Go?Fencing? and I have recently entered into a fake lesbian love affair/triangle, we thought it might be entertaining to have all our favorite Fnetters contribute to our ever continuing Soap.
When we last left "Days of our Fake Lesbians", FG33 and Go? Fencing? were just discovered in their fake lesbian affair by Go?Fencing?'s fake lesbian wife, Fencergrl. The plot thickens.....  | 
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05-23-2006, 04:46 PM
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#2 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
Posts: 14,982
| Go? Fencing? turned to FG33 and whispered, "Now probably wouldn't be a good time to tell Fencergrl about Jack, the hunky pool boy, would it?" | |
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05-23-2006, 04:52 PM
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You're cheating on FG with me, and on me with some hunky pool boy!?!? Who is this pool boy that has taken the attention of my fake lover away?  | |
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05-23-2006, 04:56 PM
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| *walks in, shirtless with a bunch of pool cleaning equipment*
Okay, I've taken out the leaves, cleared the clog in the drain, and replaced the chlorine. Now where was this jacuzzi bathtub you wanted me to look at?
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05-23-2006, 04:59 PM
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#5 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| Ah, um, I won't mention my Mexican manservant then. Amazing how cheap those guys work for! I mean, um.... | |
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05-23-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 has taken the attention of my fake lover away? | oh, there are many who will try to grab the attention of your fake lover. or any other fake lover, for that matter. like me
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05-23-2006, 05:05 PM
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#7 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| *head swivels*
Hmm, who is that attractive girl over there wearing the splendid hat? | |
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05-23-2006, 05:10 PM
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| just someone whose been looking for a multiligual business woman such as yourself for a very long time.
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I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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05-23-2006, 05:12 PM
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#9 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| *flutters a fan and begins speaking in a Southern accent that she borrowed from Jeebus*
My dear, are you flirting with me? | |
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05-23-2006, 05:19 PM
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#10 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: new jersey, usa
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| how could i ever resist?
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I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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05-23-2006, 06:21 PM
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#11 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| *Fencergrl enters the room just as Zasha & Go? are staring into each other's eyes* "I always knew you were a cheap tart my little snookums... now I have proof!"
*Fencergrl flicks her boa as she turns to leave* "If I wasn't already completely involved myself with one of your new love interests FG33, I would be completely outraged right now! Instead I'm just a little miffed!
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05-23-2006, 07:24 PM
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| Oh FG! Save me from the backstabber who just cheated on you with me! You shall be my new lover!!!!! *DAdada music plays in the background* | |
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05-23-2006, 09:30 PM
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#13 | | Question Game Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Southern Canadia
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| *licks lips* Mmm, tart. And pie. Mmm, pie. Say, would any of my lovers like a cookie? | |
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05-23-2006, 11:36 PM
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| *walks in, glistening with sweat, holding an assortment of massage oils*
Did somebody call for a masseuse?
*bowchickabowwow* | |
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05-24-2006, 08:50 AM
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| Big fake lesbian massage fest? | |
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05-24-2006, 08:52 AM
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| With desserts and such. | |
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05-24-2006, 08:54 AM
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| *brings out the chocolate sauce*
Will this be of any use? | |
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05-24-2006, 08:57 AM
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| Only when its warm. | |
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05-24-2006, 03:05 PM
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| [enter Generali Sweetpants]
*italian accent*
Oh you ladies, never you mind your silly, silly triangles of love, it is rather, how you say? Unharmonic! Instead, flock all you to il Generalissimo Sweetpants! FLOCK! To me! Flowing with sexy, sexy charm! I'll show you what it's like to be il Generalissimo! SCHWING!
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05-24-2006, 03:08 PM
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| Meanwhile outside Morion the sleazy tabloid journalist was lurking.
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Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
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