Fake Lesbian Soap Opera!

[Go? Fencing?]

That's hunky pool boy!

[gtmac]

*Considers the crime scene*
And who owns this knife that's sticking out of her back? The wolf and squirrel have no opposable thumbs. The one with the moistened knickers (to whom I have no affiliation) is certainly too young to have the requisite power or height to have made such a wound. And The newspaper chap and the lesbians, real and imagined, gathered here possess no motive.

*Looks around*

Was that window opened before?

*Walks over to the window*

Look, here! There are foot prints in the mud! They're still fresh even after a page of posts.

[JackOfHearts]

*Comes back into the room*

I have found the chocolate sauce! Someone left it in the bedroom microwave. Why is there a microwave in the bedroom?

That's hunky pool boy!

I'm glad to see someone finally notices.

[Go? Fencing?]

I'm glad to see someone finally notices.

But of course. And on that note, you need to post more pictures!

[JackOfHearts]

But of course. And on that note, you need to post more pictures!

As you wish. Now where did I put my camera....

[General Sweetpants]

Oh God, no! NO MORE HIGH-RIDING JEANS!

[sjpfencer220]

Sweatypants begins to sweat even more and smellier than previously...

[General Sweetpants]

Sweatypants begins to sweat even more and smellier than previously...

You'd sweat if you were faced with the prospect of this JackOfHearts perhaps producing more photos of himself and his high-riding jeans! They of which are clearly high-ridden because he has NO BALLS!

[sjpfencer220]

Sweatypants admits another unwilling member to the fake gay soap opera, Jack, as apparently he knows quite a bit about him...

[General Sweetpants]

Sweatypants admits another unwilling member to the fake gay soap opera, Jack, as apparently he knows quite a bit about him...

JOH is Lesbian, why else would he have no balls? He's secretly a woman!

[sjpfencer220]

You seem to have experience in this matter that permits you to judge...

[Zasha]

*gasp* fingerprints!

[sjpfencer220]

The investigation continues...

[General Sweetpants]

Oh man, this died. Somebody revive this, please!

Not me, though. Everybody just loves a'gangin' up on poor old General Sweetpants.

[Neinteen]

I lack understanding of this thread.....

[Zilverzmurfen]

I lack understanding of this thread.....

...as with so many other things in life...

If you really want to catch up you'll need to scroll back. Oh, and turn back time like...2 years or so.

[Neinteen]

I Like you.

lol. Weirdo.

[Go? Fencing?]

Oh man, this thread. I'd forgotten this thread. Basically, if you haven't been around long enough to know FG33, who started this thread, then you haven't been around long enough to understand what's going on.