05-24-2006, 11:03 PM
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#21 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Amsterdam New York
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| Where I stole all the pictures from you  . | 
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05-25-2006, 06:41 AM
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#22 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
Posts: 5,377
| Enter Sabreur, in his avatar form.
Exit General Sweetpants, pursued by a wolf (who pauses to pee on the tabloid journalist).
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05-25-2006, 06:44 AM
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#23 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants I'll show you what it's like to be il Generalissimo! SCHWING! | My eyes are burning... 
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05-25-2006, 12:21 PM
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#24 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ USA
Posts: 1,207
| Extremely annoyed Morion trips the Generalisimo allowing Sabreur to catch him, takes pictures, and composes his next headline. Earth Animals Defend Us From Alien Lounge Lizards!
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Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
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05-25-2006, 12:43 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| After Sabreur (the wolf) chases the Alien Lounge Lizard away, he stops a by some shrubbery… something caught his acute sense of smell.
With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)
Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???
Was it the squirrelly tart Go???
Her former fake lesbian love interest Fencergrl?
The newcomer Sweatypants?
The mysterious woman in the hat Zasha?
The sleazy tabloid reporter eager for a story?
Or the pool boy Jack???
The plot thickens!
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05-25-2006, 12:54 PM
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#26 | | Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chad
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl After Sabreur (the wolf) chases the Alien Lounge Lizard away, he stops a by some shrubbery… something caught his acute sense of smell.
With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)
Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???
Was it the squirrelly tart Go???
Her former fake lesbian love interest Fencergrl?
The newcomer Sweatypants?
The mysterious woman in the hat Zasha?
The sleazy tabloid reporter eager for a story?
Or the pool boy Jack???
The plot thickens! | Ah! General Sweatypants! I LIKE IT!
It insinuates that my sexyness is so, so, so hot that I sweat! SEE! YOU CAN'T RESIST MY TITILLATING CHARMS! *rubs nipples*
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Treat your mask like you treat your woman. Get inside her five times a day, take her to the piste and back!
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05-25-2006, 01:05 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants *rubs nipples* | There goes my bet that you weren't going to get any action in this thread. 
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05-25-2006, 01:07 PM
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#28 | | Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chad
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| No! But I love you! Fencergrl, you are a radiant alabaster goddess! You must be, why else would all these females chase you?
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Treat your mask like you treat your woman. Get inside her five times a day, take her to the piste and back!
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05-25-2006, 05:19 PM
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#29 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl
With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)
Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! damn it! Why can't we get a Darth Vader smiley?
But she just brought out the chocolate sauce! Unless.....
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Woman was created for our destruction, and it is from her we inherit all our miseries. - Aramis, from The Three Musketeers
All human wisdom is summed up in two words. Wait and Hope. http://www.bash.org/?23396 | |
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05-25-2006, 05:25 PM
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#30 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ USA
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| Morion denies everything and takes pictures to prove he isn't there!
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Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
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05-26-2006, 05:18 PM
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#31 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants No! But I love you! Fencergrl, you are a radiant alabaster goddess! You must be, why else would all these females chase you? | because we have excellent chances since all the men are like you.
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05-26-2006, 05:34 PM
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#32 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
| *Enters casually*
I protest your allegations!
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05-26-2006, 05:37 PM
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#33 | | Senior Member
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| on what grounds?
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I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
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05-26-2006, 05:39 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
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| The grounds he stands upon.
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05-26-2006, 05:41 PM
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#35 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| On the grounds that it's a sweeping generalization.
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05-26-2006, 05:41 PM
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#36 | | Incorruptible
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Originally Posted by Goofy The grounds he stands upon. | Or perhaps coffee grounds.
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05-26-2006, 05:46 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| *Fencergrl glances shyly from behind her large hat and bats her eyelashes* Who is that man who claims to be incorruptible???? I must have him... if only to see if it is true!
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05-26-2006, 05:46 PM
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#38 | | Senior Member
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| are they good coffee grounds?
and prove my sweeping generalization wrong, please
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05-26-2006, 05:48 PM
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#39 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 2,758
| I wouldn't know. I don't drink coffee, but they're fine to stand on.
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05-26-2006, 05:49 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Cougar Country
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| Back off hat girl... he's mine... you can have Mr. Sweatypants! 
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