Where I stole all the pictures from you.
Where I stole all the pictures from you.
Enter Sabreur, in his avatar form.
Exit General Sweetpants, pursued by a wolf (who pauses to pee on the tabloid journalist).
Why sabre? Because you don't take heads with the point.
My eyes are burning...Originally Posted by General Sweetpants
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Fencing is my only PvP.
Extremely annoyed Morion trips the Generalisimo allowing Sabreur to catch him, takes pictures, and composes his next headline. Earth Animals Defend Us From Alien Lounge Lizards!
Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
After Sabreur (the wolf) chases the Alien Lounge Lizard away, he stops a by some shrubbery… something caught his acute sense of smell.
With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)
Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???
Was it the squirrelly tart Go???
Her former fake lesbian love interest Fencergrl?
The newcomer Sweatypants?
The mysterious woman in the hat Zasha?
The sleazy tabloid reporter eager for a story?
Or the pool boy Jack???
The plot thickens!
Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
Ah! General Sweatypants! I LIKE IT!Originally Posted by Fencergrl
It insinuates that my sexyness is so, so, so hot that I sweat! SEE! YOU CAN'T RESIST MY TITILLATING CHARMS! *rubs nipples*
Treat your mask like you treat your woman. Get inside her five times a day, take her to the piste and back!
There goes my bet that you weren't going to get any action in this thread.Originally Posted by General Sweetpants
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Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
No! But I love you! Fencergrl, you are a radiant alabaster goddess! You must be, why else would all these females chase you?
Treat your mask like you treat your woman. Get inside her five times a day, take her to the piste and back!
Originally Posted by Fencergrl
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!damn it! Why can't we get a Darth Vader smiley?
But she just brought out the chocolate sauce! Unless.....
If your hearts not in it, why bother? -Yours truly
http://fedoramocha.blogspot.com/
"Honor is the cloak of thieves - Sometimes." -Raymond Chandler
Morion denies everything and takes pictures to prove he isn't there!
Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
because we have excellent chances since all the men are like you.Originally Posted by General Sweetpants
I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
*Enters casually*
I protest your allegations!
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on what grounds?
I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
The grounds he stands upon.
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
On the grounds that it's a sweeping generalization.
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Or perhaps coffee grounds.Originally Posted by Goofy
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*Fencergrl glances shyly from behind her large hat and bats her eyelashes* Who is that man who claims to be incorruptible???? I must have him... if only to see if it is true!
Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar
are they good coffee grounds?
and prove my sweeping generalization wrong, please
I am but mad by north-north west. When the wind is southerly i know a hawk from a handsaw. -Hamlet
I wouldn't know. I don't drink coffee, but they're fine to stand on.
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Back off hat girl... he's mine... you can have Mr. Sweatypants!![]()
Beer, it's whats for dinner! ~ a young snowboarding Canadian
The meek don't want it! ~ sticker on a rock band's guitar