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Old 05-24-2006, 11:03 PM   #21
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Old 05-25-2006, 06:41 AM   #22
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Enter Sabreur, in his avatar form.

Exit General Sweetpants, pursued by a wolf (who pauses to pee on the tabloid journalist).
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I'll show you what it's like to be il Generalissimo! SCHWING!
My eyes are burning...
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:21 PM   #24
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Extremely annoyed Morion trips the Generalisimo allowing Sabreur to catch him, takes pictures, and composes his next headline. Earth Animals Defend Us From Alien Lounge Lizards!
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:43 PM   #25
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After Sabreur (the wolf) chases the Alien Lounge Lizard away, he stops a by some shrubbery… something caught his acute sense of smell.

With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)

Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???

Was it the squirrelly tart Go???
Her former fake lesbian love interest Fencergrl?
The newcomer Sweatypants?
The mysterious woman in the hat Zasha?
The sleazy tabloid reporter eager for a story?
Or the pool boy Jack???

The plot thickens!
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:54 PM   #26
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After Sabreur (the wolf) chases the Alien Lounge Lizard away, he stops a by some shrubbery… something caught his acute sense of smell.

With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)

Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???

Was it the squirrelly tart Go???
Her former fake lesbian love interest Fencergrl?
The newcomer Sweatypants?
The mysterious woman in the hat Zasha?
The sleazy tabloid reporter eager for a story?
Or the pool boy Jack???

The plot thickens!
Ah! General Sweatypants! I LIKE IT!

It insinuates that my sexyness is so, so, so hot that I sweat! SEE! YOU CAN'T RESIST MY TITILLATING CHARMS! *rubs nipples*
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*rubs nipples*
There goes my bet that you weren't going to get any action in this thread.
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No! But I love you! Fencergrl, you are a radiant alabaster goddess! You must be, why else would all these females chase you?
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With his teeth he pulls out a body…. Fencergal33! (cue music)

Somebody killed off Fencergal33 but who???


NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!damn it! Why can't we get a Darth Vader smiley?

But she just brought out the chocolate sauce! Unless.....
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Morion denies everything and takes pictures to prove he isn't there!
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No! But I love you! Fencergrl, you are a radiant alabaster goddess! You must be, why else would all these females chase you?
because we have excellent chances since all the men are like you.
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I protest your allegations!
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on what grounds?
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The grounds he stands upon.
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On the grounds that it's a sweeping generalization.
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The grounds he stands upon.
Or perhaps coffee grounds.
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*Fencergrl glances shyly from behind her large hat and bats her eyelashes* Who is that man who claims to be incorruptible???? I must have him... if only to see if it is true!
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are they good coffee grounds?

and prove my sweeping generalization wrong, please
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I wouldn't know. I don't drink coffee, but they're fine to stand on.
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