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09-10-2001, 04:16 AM
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| Fencing Chicken Jokes
Q. Why did the foilist chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.
Q. Why did the sabreur chicken cross the road?
A. It was in front of him.
Q. Why did the epeeist chicken cross the road?
A. It was behind him.
Q. Why did the sabreur chicken dig a tunnel under the road?
A. It wasn't
allowed to cross over.
Q. What happened when the foilist chicken crossed
the road?
A. It got run over.
Q. What happened when the sabreur chicken
crossed the road?
A. The car escaped with minor injuries.
Q. What happened
when the epeeist chicken crossed the road?
A. The chicken and the car stared
at each other for 3 minutes, then tossed a
coin to see who would be hit. | 
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09-10-2001, 04:20 AM
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| Hmmm...I think there is some bias towards sabreurs here... 
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09-10-2001, 03:35 PM
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| Haze,
And your point would be??? | |
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09-12-2001, 03:49 AM
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| the one at the end of my sword?
nope, no point whatsoever. Just an observation.
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09-12-2001, 10:29 AM
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| Good answer, Haze  | |
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09-13-2001, 06:37 AM
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| Thankyou. I thought so.
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09-27-2001, 04:14 PM
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| Q: Why did the foilist chicken cross the road without looking and get hit by that car?
A: She assumed she had the right of way. 
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09-28-2001, 03:30 AM
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| so the chicken should've stuck its arm (wing) out first...? No, wait, that only stops buses
[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Haze ]
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10-28-2001, 03:29 PM
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| Hey why'd the foilist chicken have to get run over? 
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10-29-2001, 03:28 PM
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| Quote:
Originally posted by Scaramouche:
<STRONG>Hey why'd the foilist chicken have to get run over? </STRONG>
| Because I got the jokes from a fellow sabre fencer?? j/k | |
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10-29-2001, 03:30 PM
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| Quote:
Originally posted by sabreuse:
<STRONG>
Because I got the jokes from a fellow sabre fencer?? j/k
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| Works for me! 
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10-30-2001, 01:04 AM
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| On a vaguely related note, I found this on a website...
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes"
...and thought of fencing!
I might even make it my signature...?
Haze
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