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  1. 09-10-2001 04:16 AM #1
    sabreuse
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    Fencing Chicken Jokes

    Q. Why did the foilist chicken cross the road?
    A. To get to the other side.


    Q. Why did the sabreur chicken cross the road?
    A. It was in front of him.


    Q. Why did the epeeist chicken cross the road?
    A. It was behind him.


    Q. Why did the sabreur chicken dig a tunnel under the road?
    A. It wasn't
    allowed to cross over.

    Q. What happened when the foilist chicken crossed
    the road?
    A. It got run over.

    Q. What happened when the sabreur chicken
    crossed the road?
    A. The car escaped with minor injuries.

    Q. What happened
    when the epeeist chicken crossed the road?
    A. The chicken and the car stared
    at each other for 3 minutes, then tossed a
    coin to see who would be hit.
  2. 09-10-2001 04:20 AM #2
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    Hmmm...I think there is some bias towards sabreurs here...
    I wish I could think of something witty to write here.
  3. 09-10-2001 03:35 PM #3
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    Haze,

    And your point would be???
  4. 09-12-2001 03:49 AM #4
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    the one at the end of my sword?

    nope, no point whatsoever. Just an observation.
    I wish I could think of something witty to write here.
  5. 09-12-2001 10:29 AM #5
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    Good answer, Haze
  6. 09-13-2001 06:37 AM #6
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    Thankyou. I thought so.
    I wish I could think of something witty to write here.
  7. 09-27-2001 04:14 PM #7
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    Q: Why did the foilist chicken cross the road without looking and get hit by that car?
    A: She assumed she had the right of way.
    "I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!" -Homer Simpson
  8. 09-28-2001 03:30 AM #8
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    so the chicken should've stuck its arm (wing) out first...? No, wait, that only stops buses

    [ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Haze ]
    I wish I could think of something witty to write here.
  9. 10-28-2001 03:29 PM #9
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    Hey why'd the foilist chicken have to get run over?
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    Originally posted by Scaramouche:
    <STRONG>Hey why'd the foilist chicken have to get run over? </STRONG>
    Because I got the jokes from a fellow sabre fencer?? j/k

  11. 10-29-2001 03:30 PM #11
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    Originally posted by sabreuse:
    <STRONG>

    Because I got the jokes from a fellow sabre fencer?? j/k

    </STRONG>
    Works for me!
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  12. 10-30-2001 01:04 AM #12
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    On a vaguely related note, I found this on a website...

    "The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes"

    ...and thought of fencing!


    I might even make it my signature...?


    Haze
    I wish I could think of something witty to write here.
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