05-23-2006, 01:29 AM
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| Things to add to list of things I hate...
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05-23-2006, 12:33 PM
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05-23-2006, 12:57 PM
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05-23-2006, 02:08 PM
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| See my responses in this thread. All Hail Emperor Totalum!
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05-23-2006, 10:40 PM
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05-24-2006, 02:17 AM
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| BUZZKILLS. D-D-D-D-DAMN them buzzkills! Why they gotta harsh on my buzz? Damn them buzzkills! I'm just sitting there going dude, that's so cool! when I'm looking at this thing on TV, and then all of a sudden, there's this war in Iraq, and I'm all, oh man, no!! War is NOT COOL AT ALL. There's these dudes dying left and right, and it's like, sad! | |
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05-24-2006, 11:31 PM
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05-24-2006, 11:59 PM
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| 1) Neo-Nazis
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4) Domestic cats
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05-25-2006, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by mrbiggs 2. General Sweetpants | I don't hate you! 
Generalissimo Sweetpants is a lover, not a hater!
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05-25-2006, 01:25 AM
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| So you've upgraded yourself from a general to a generalissimo? Which sad little nation did you take over in the past day? 
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05-25-2006, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Moses So you've upgraded yourself from a general to a generalissimo? Which sad little nation did you take over in the past day?
-Da Mose | The nation of Fencing.Net! I'm here to spread my looooooove, baby.
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05-25-2006, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Moses So you've upgraded yourself from a general to a generalissimo? Which sad little nation did you take over in the past day?
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Underbridgelandia. 
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05-25-2006, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Underbridgelandia. | Oh Inquartata, baby, I am no troll if that is what you are insinuating. Would a troll fling about so much love? If only people were more understanding! If only people learned to love more! Looooooove!
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05-25-2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants Oh Inquartata, baby, I am no troll if that is what you are insinuating. Would a troll fling about so much love? If only people were more understanding! If only people learned to love more! Looooooove! | Dude! You are redefining the term "annoying"! 
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05-25-2006, 02:47 PM
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| That is his purpose...
I suspect he's an alias... someone who's decided that f-net has been a little dull lately.
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05-25-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants Oh Inquartata, baby, I am no troll if that is what you are insinuating. Would a troll fling about so much love? If only people were more understanding! If only people learned to love more! Looooooove! | You've got the right idea, General Sweetpants! PM me for my phone number! | |
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05-25-2006, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower You've got the right idea, General Sweetpants! PM me for my phone number! | Oh baby, yeah! From the looks of it, you're a woman who knows what she wants. I love that, yeah! But don't let my loveable looks and charm fool you, I'm not a man that bends easily to the wiles of women.
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05-25-2006, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants Oh baby, yeah! From the looks of it, you're a woman who knows what she wants. I love that, yeah! But don't let my loveable looks and charm fool you, I'm not a man that bends easily to the wiles of women. | He prefers guys why else would this written on the back of his knickers? Quote: |
Originally Posted by General Sweetpants "I've got a pair of knickers that say "pull down in case of emergency" on the back!" |
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05-25-2006, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl That is his purpose...
I suspect he's an alias... someone who's decided that f-net has been a little dull lately. | A thought I hadn't considered. I think I recognize the writing style. Now I need to watch who is logged in for a while to see if I can confirm it. 
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05-25-2006, 04:58 PM
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| His phrasing reminded me vaguely of FOTL, if he went totally demento and decided he just wanted to stir the pot (and go ninja on one of his favorite subjects--sex).
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