05-27-2006, 04:58 AM
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| It was to be sold to a naive american tourist to generate funds for our armoury. We would have made a fortune in supplying "special kangaroo feed" (fresh lawn clippings).
Unfortunately before this happened a roving band of sabruers attacked and killed it, apparently after it's tail fur, for adorning their PVC weapon protectors with. It was a sad day indeed.
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05-28-2006, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Monash_Armourer It was to be sold to a naive american tourist to generate funds for our armoury. We would have made a fortune in supplying "special kangaroo feed" (fresh lawn clippings).
Unfortunately before this happened a roving band of sabruers attacked and killed it, apparently after it's tail fur, for adorning their PVC weapon protectors with. It was a sad day indeed.
Darcy. | What armoury? What kangaroos? What sabreurs? I'M LOST!
But I like the tail fur adornment idea, do explicate in further detail. Thanks. | |
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05-28-2006, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by KShan5[PrFC] Fake Yankees Fans |
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05-28-2006, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by cornflower What armoury? What kangaroos? What sabreurs? I'M LOST!
But I like the tail fur adornment idea, do explicate in further detail. Thanks. | You can make sense of my ramblings through perusing this thread: Behold the pink fuzzy!
Hope that alleviates your brain-pain.
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05-28-2006, 10:56 PM
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05-30-2006, 10:57 PM
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| Cul-de-sacs! I forgot about cul-de-sacs. I hate cul-de-sacs more than domestic cats, left-hand turns and hoppy beer combined!
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05-30-2006, 11:10 PM
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| Saran wrap. (The single largest cause of the f-bomb being used in the kitchen)
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05-31-2006, 05:52 AM
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05-31-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Moses Cul-de-sacs! I forgot about cul-de-sacs. I hate cul-de-sacs more than domestic cats, left-hand turns and hoppy beer combined!
-Da Mose | i live on a cul-de-sac!  *feels unloved and curls up into a fetal position*
i also hate the new gushers with the cool burst minty nonsense...and thats all they sell at my grocery store. so i feed the gross ones to my sister ^_^
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05-31-2006, 12:12 PM
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05-31-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Monash_Armourer Bad coffee. I don't mean instant coffee, either because it isn't actually coffee.
Certain foreigners who ask me "Do you have a kangaroo?"
People who seek validation constantly and/or are indecisive.
Grub screws.
Darcy. | Are these the same people who ask about the koala tea?
And yes, I'm assuming you've heard that bad pun. | 
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-ponders a bit- I would have to say foil and saber 
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06-01-2006, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by slowgraffiti515 i live on a cul-de-sac! *feels unloved and curls up into a fetal position* | I didn't say I hated the people in cul-de-sacs. Cul-de-sacs themselves can lick my ******.
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6. Ink pens that don't dry on paper as quickly as you want them to and as a result, you get pen ink smudges all over your left-hand...
5. Door-knobs...counter-clockwise or clockwise??
4. Spiral notebooks
3. Scissors
2. Can openers
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1. The right-handed world
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