05-25-2006, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by sabreur His phrasing reminded me vaguely of FOTL, if he went totally demento and decided he just wanted to stir the pot (and go ninja on one of his favorite subjects--sex). | Oh I know him very well... he is irresistibly suave, I must admit; however, he could never compete with me! My talent for winning the ladies is without an equal!
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05-26-2006, 01:29 PM
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| Yeah.... I suspect you do know him very well 
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05-26-2006, 05:36 PM
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| Bands that cause me to immediately change the station:
Black Crowes (sp)
Aerosmith
Simple Minds
Simply Red
The Cure
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05-26-2006, 05:59 PM
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| 1.those new rubric cubes that have like 5 rows and coulmns; they annoy me.
2. People who try to be who they aren't
3. When old, "slightly overweight" men drive minivans (sorry if that offends anyone).
4. Twist or Swirl ice cream- just pick a flavor or get two scoops!
5. Certain F-netters who's username initials happen to be GS... hmm, I wonder...
6. Taking final exams 3 days after the ERBs | |
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05-26-2006, 06:04 PM
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| I disagree with the premises of this thread!
There is TOO MUCH hate in this lovely, lovely world of ours!
Those that hate me are just jealous how I am so loveable, charming and positive!
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05-26-2006, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by General Sweetpants Oh baby, yeah! From the looks of it, you're a woman who knows what she wants. I love that, yeah! But don't let my loveable looks and charm fool you, I'm not a man that bends easily to the wiles of women. | We'll see about that General Sweetpants!
If you're in Vancouver for the World Cup, I'll give you a taste of what it is like to be ME! | |
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05-26-2006, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by cornflower We'll see about that General Sweetpants!
If you're in Vancouver for the World Cup, I'll give you a taste of what it is like to be ME! | AH HA! I see it! I said before, I do not bend easily to the wiles of women. This is a presa! A trap! You will not fool me into risking of giving way my identity!
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05-26-2006, 06:43 PM
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| What about the pair of us??? Does that tempt you??? 
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05-26-2006, 06:45 PM
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| guys who talk to my chest
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05-26-2006, 07:01 PM
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#30 | | Incorruptible
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| sweeping generalizations
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05-26-2006, 07:57 PM
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| *Warning! Song Parody Alert!*
Foils with loose pommel nuts during practice,
Johnny Cash to my ears, just like a cactus
My underwear, when to my crack it clings,
These are a few of my most hated things...
People that use their foil like it's a bludgeon,
Everyone complaining about curmudgeons,
Somebody's foil when my leg it stings,
These are a few of my most hated things... 
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05-26-2006, 08:04 PM
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| First time I read it... it sort of blended together and wondered how on earth you've ever managed to get cactus in the crack in your underwear while listening to Jonney Cash and fencing.... on second thought... some stories are best left untold...
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05-26-2006, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl on second thought... some stories are best left untold... | Like a 5 dollar bill on a line? 
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05-26-2006, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl First time I read it... it sort of blended together and wondered how on earth you've ever managed to get cactus in the crack in your underwear while listening to Jonney Cash and fencing.... on second thought... some stories are best left untold... | Hahahaha... yeah, it's kind of hard to get the keyboard to record my singing properly... I should probably put a disclaimer up there somewhere...
edit: warning beacon activated
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05-26-2006, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by gtmac Like a 5 dollar bill on a line? | LOL... something like that!
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05-26-2006, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl What about the pair of us??? Does that tempt you??? | YOU maybe! But not Cornflower, I've got to watch out for her. That lady is one manipulative little vixen. Graaaawr.
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05-27-2006, 12:00 AM
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| Yankees and Fake Yankees Fans
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05-27-2006, 12:03 AM
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| The only thing I have to hate is hate itself!
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05-27-2006, 03:40 AM
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| Bad coffee. I don't mean instant coffee, either because it isn't actually coffee.
Certain foreigners who ask me "Do you have a kangaroo?"
People who seek validation constantly and/or are indecisive.
Grub screws.
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05-27-2006, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Monash_Armourer Bad coffee. I don't mean instant coffee, either because it isn't actually coffee.
Certain foreigners who ask me "Do you have a kangaroo?"
People who seek validation constantly and/or are indecisive.
Grub screws.
Darcy. | Do you have a kangaroo?
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