Twas the night before Christmas ,we were all still alive, Not a fencer was typing, not even 355. The stockings were hung from the computers real soon, no one was writing, except Lady Moon. The site had been dead, there was no one around. We looked for Craig but he counldnt be found.
The children were asleep very quiet in their beds,
while we had FN withdrawals and were crazy in our heads.As Mango jumped up ranting, waving her foil,Swordsman stood in place his blood ready to boil. When out from a Salle there was a mad clatter. I disconnected from the strip to see what was the matter. Toward the director i flew in a mad dash ,side stepping a yellow card and paying him in cash. Overlooking the floor was a ghastly
sight, not a fencer was fencing,now this was not right. Looking around I thought , theyve all run amuck,then I realized with horror :its....Its Fencingsucks.Coming from a mist and through a white light, when what to me eyes should there come within site, but 6 healthy fencers ready for a fight.
I whistled and screamed and called them by name
"on gaurd Veeco ,on gaurd Mango,on gaurd Sciurus
Rex.
"on guard Attila,on guard Willow,on gaurd Crazy Tex
"To the fencingsuck site, we will rally we'll kill, but first check with Latenight and on the wayout, sign your will."
So onward marched the six fencingnet brave, searching for the fsuckers throughout their caves.
It was Mango who found the first unlucky fsuck,with a preme toward her chest she thought she was in luck,but only to be fooled by her sudden quick duck. Then suddenly upon the scene there appeared a director ,sporting a yellow card and trying to protect her. What is the offense? I screamed Like a sergeant......why of course Mr.Arcon its ...removing target. It was then we knew he was really a prick, we even considered he had no............
Ok,........ im gonna stop here. i must in good faith consider the opinions of others.....should i take out the last line or leave it in. I will respect
the Moderators and or what the majority thinks.
p.s i wasnt going to spell the word in question but was gonna move on very quickly. Let me know soon.
thanks. ......... this might be better.....it was then we knew he was really a prick, for this call could only be a fencingsucks trick. So Attila decided "Ill not let this stick , bring me my weapon,"he whispered. "and bring it quick.
one look at Attila the director backs down, taking the form of a silly circus clown.
It was then the forces of fsuck made a mighty surge,another went down,"why look its Mergs".
Another fsuck steps forward attempting a filet,when
Veeco arrives to save the day,taking him out with a most witty coupe. The fencingneters rallied shouting
"Hurray ,Who's next".when over in the corner we spied Crazy Tex, playing with his weapon and dreaming of sex.I had an idea but IM not gonna
tell ya, lest I suffer the wrath of our mighty Queen Zelda. "Christmas is coming,said the Willow " and we MUST
do this faster.",and with a tap of her wand,there stood our Webmaster. It was then we all
had our own delusions of fame,"dont get the bighead",came a warning from the Dame, but THE ARCON remained proud ,proud just the same."Its not over, screached the Webmaster, its not over in the least", for its these fencingsuckers
a lesson I'll teach." So at his keyboard he sat hacking,hacking away, with each stoke of the keyboard a
fsucker he did slay. When he'd finished I know you must think im joking......It sat there I swear, his keyboard a smokin
He sprang to his feet and he gave a whistle,
went back to his steak, minus the grisle,
And i heard him exclaim as he ended our plight,
"Happy Fencing to all, And to all a good Fight"
Thanks to the following players for the use
of there names.
The following players please take a bow.
ARCON ATTILA CRAZY TEX LATENIGHT DAME
MANGO MERGS LADY MOON SCIURUS REX
SWORDSMEN VEECO WILLOW ZELDA
OH YEA! AND THAT NUMBER GUY.....355
AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO CRAIG(WEBMASTER)FOR AGAIN
SAVING THE DAY(CHRISTMAS).
whew!!!!! its done
Happy Holidays
The arcon
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