05-10-2006, 02:33 PM
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#1 | | Incorruptible
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| GTMac's Humorous Caption of the Day
Ok, here's the deal.
Each day I'll post a new pic. Post a humorous caption for it. The next day the person with the funniest caption get's announced and repped.
The pics may be intentionally humorous (easy fodder) or intentionally unhumorous (funny bone required).
The decision of the judge (me) is final, although I'll accept recommendations of your favorites via PM. My sense of humor may not mesh with yours, but I guarantee impartiality with regards to weapon, nationality, gender, race, religion, and sexual preference.
Extra points for originality!
If you're a naysayer to the concept, please keep it to yourself and let others have some fun.
Happy captioning.
Pic #1
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05-10-2006, 02:36 PM
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#2 | | Bitter young coach
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| And so you see, Captain, our Rigilani testicular implants may be uncomfortable, but they perform at capacites far beyond those of your outdated human ones.
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05-10-2006, 02:41 PM
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05-10-2006, 03:08 PM
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#4 | | Senior Member
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| I can't view the picture!!!!! How can I participate if I can't see the freaking picture I'm captioning? | |
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05-10-2006, 03:28 PM
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#5 | | Senior Member
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| same here. maybe you could make a caption like "a famous painting of a polar bear blinking in a blizzard" or something.
and unless i can see the picture, that's my caption.
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05-10-2006, 03:33 PM
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#6 | | Senior Member
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SO... even though I couldn't see it I found a clever way to trace it, capture it, and repost it for your viewing pleasure.
You all owe me! 
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05-10-2006, 03:37 PM
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#7 | | Incorruptible
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Originally Posted by Mr Epee SO... even though I couldn't see it I found a clever way to trace it, capture it, and repost it for your viewing pleasure.
You all owe me! | Thanks, Mr. E! Point taken for tomorrow.
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05-10-2006, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by gtmac Thanks, Mr. E! Point taken for tomorrow. | You're welcome, sir.
I was having a similar problem yesterday... good luck with your thread.
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05-10-2006, 03:55 PM
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| So you give me the money and role these. If you get the number I'm thinking about you win!
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05-10-2006, 04:01 PM
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#10 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by gtmac Pic #1 | Take two of these and call me in the morning.
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05-10-2006, 04:07 PM
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05-10-2006, 04:10 PM
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05-10-2006, 04:47 PM
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05-10-2006, 05:17 PM
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05-10-2006, 05:51 PM
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Khan!!!!!!
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