09-18-2006, 08:09 AM
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#1201 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #96 is academe for Quote: |
Originally Posted by academe Once Suzanne Summers had used the new Thighmaster 74 Series she left her husband. | Pic #97 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1188&cat=572
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09-18-2006, 08:53 AM
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| Theatre critics raved about the latest avant-garde off-Broadway production, a "reimagining" of a Dickens classic entitled "A Christmas Barrel".
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09-18-2006, 09:01 AM
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| Mrs Smith didn't want to complain about their accommodation, but she knew they hadn't booked seperate rooms.
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09-18-2006, 09:55 AM
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| Bizarro Sesame Street.
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09-18-2006, 10:07 AM
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#1205 | | Immortal
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| What happens if you wait too long for Godot....
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09-18-2006, 10:44 AM
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| The IAEA inspectors made it past the guard but failed to find evidence of enriched uranium.
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09-18-2006, 10:56 AM
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| The trend of combining theater productions began to get disturbing when "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" met "Stomp".
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09-18-2006, 11:05 AM
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| The "hands-on/bottoms-on" demonstration of the new porta-potty toilet seat design convinced the Park Service that it was time for a change.
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09-18-2006, 11:48 AM
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| "We shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque, Henry." | |
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09-18-2006, 04:32 PM
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| Grandpa and Amy were not too thrilled with their new jobs in the "Whack-a-mole" game!
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Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
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09-18-2006, 04:33 PM
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| The horrifying discovery that having "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" quickly loses its shine when the simians in question drag you into the depths of their depraved captivity.
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09-18-2006, 05:45 PM
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| This was the very moment Elton John (at the back) decided to give up drugs for good.
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09-19-2006, 07:58 AM
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#1213 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #97 is sabreur for Quote: |
Originally Posted by sabreur What happens if you wait too long for Godot.... | Just for the Beckett ref. Rep when able.
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Originally Posted by courtneyp "We shoulda taken a left at Albuquerque, Henry." | Pic #98 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1190&cat=572
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09-19-2006, 08:07 AM
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#1214 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by gtmac | "Oh, Susannah
Oh, don't you cry for me
I'm going to California
with my washpan on my knee"
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09-19-2006, 08:26 AM
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| Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend
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09-19-2006, 09:02 AM
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| "Say, Mandy, haven't you put on weight recently?"
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09-19-2006, 09:20 AM
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#1217 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Larry Williams finds inspiration for his song "Bony Maroney".
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09-19-2006, 09:38 AM
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| Norman! What do you think you're doing? Don't you touch me, don't! NORMAN! Put me down, put me down, I can walk on my own...
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09-19-2006, 10:03 AM
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#1219 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by KShan5[PrFC] Lindsay Lohan and her new boyfriend |
I can't beat that!
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09-19-2006, 10:05 AM
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#1220 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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| "Darling, do I look fat in this skirt?"
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