08-25-2006, 02:49 PM
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| Edgar couldn't understand why his car had actually gotten slower since the addition of his new spoiler.
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08-25-2006, 03:45 PM
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#1042 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| "In Soviet Union, spoiler mount YOU!"
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08-26-2006, 09:26 AM
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#1043 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #81 is latenight for Quote: |
Originally Posted by latenight Joe got all A's in woodshop, but sadly was failing physics. | Pic #82 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1138&cat=572
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08-26-2006, 09:56 AM
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#1044 | | Senior Member
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| Gtmac's Tennessee family reunion. 
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08-26-2006, 11:10 AM
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#1045 | | Senior Member
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| "Now, son, we done told you we just wanted the five wallet-size-plus-one-portrait photo package. What's all this talk about an extra charge for 5x8s?"
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08-26-2006, 03:05 PM
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| Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges! | |
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08-26-2006, 04:31 PM
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#1047 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| The Gentlemen's Theater Ensemble of Jinkins Holler, West Virginia misreads the title slightly and mounts a performance of "Gun With the Wind" which will never be forgotten.
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08-27-2006, 04:42 PM
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#1048 | | Senior Member
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| The last audio transmitted before the screen went blank: "Let's see if the Internet can convey the depth of our feelings about that candy-ass fencing 'sport' of yours..." | |
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08-27-2006, 09:48 PM
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#1049 | | Senior Member
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| "We are the French Resistance!
This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.
Oh, forget it, we're really just extras from Deliverance."
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08-28-2006, 01:04 AM
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| The modern diptathlon team poses for their annual team picture.
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08-28-2006, 01:48 AM
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| That's what happens when you invite rednecks to a photoshoot session
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08-28-2006, 07:56 AM
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#1052 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #82 is Sciurus-Rex for Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sciurus-Rex "Now, son, we done told you we just wanted the five wallet-size-plus-one-portrait photo package. What's all this talk about an extra charge for 5x8s?" | Rep when able.
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Originally Posted by campb1pr "We are the French Resistance!
This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.
Oh, forget it, we're really just extras from Deliverance." | Dig the Top Secret reference, but no points for originality.
Pic #83 (This one comes to you from ZZ) http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1139&cat=572
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08-28-2006, 09:15 AM
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#1053 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| Pippi Longstocking and her friends are surprised by the sudden appearance of the DEA agents, but somehow they cannot stir themselves to flee.
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08-28-2006, 09:42 AM
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|  (Too disturbed to contribute. This is why child-protection laws are so important. The film industry is eeeeevil.) | |
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08-28-2006, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Inquartata Pippi Longstocking and her friends are surprised by the sudden appearance of the DEA agents, but somehow they cannot stir themselves to flee. | Inq got to the Pippi reference before me... | |
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08-28-2006, 10:29 AM
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| "Dude. You have got to take a hit off this......the flowers look so big......."
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08-28-2006, 11:46 AM
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| "Here we see three future elite European fencers outside between bouts"
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08-28-2006, 02:17 PM
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| Here we have the Amsterdam chapter of "Camp Fire" working on their "Bogart" badge!
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08-28-2006, 05:24 PM
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#1059 | | Senior Member
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| Not only did the child actors' parents know they were smoking, the condoned it in hopes that it would stunt their growth thereby keeping the gravy train rolling for a bit longer.
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08-28-2006, 05:34 PM
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| A well-structured home schooling environment offers many opportunities for developing social skills children might otherwise miss by not attending public schools.
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