08-24-2006, 10:35 AM
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#1021 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by swordwench Behind every good man there's a great woman... plotting ways of killing him in his sleep... |
The clear winner! LMAO
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! |  | 
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08-24-2006, 10:56 AM
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#1022 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oklahoma
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| Marge wasn't the most stealthy of stalkers, but she did so love her man!
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Francine finally understood the warnings of her teammates about disappointing the coach with anything less than the gold metal. His corrective training methods could be harsh indeed. ... Ach! The lunges!
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08-24-2006, 10:56 AM
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#1023 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2004
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| "God, I love that man."
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"What did I tell you about being stupid? You don't get a birthday this year."
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08-24-2006, 11:08 AM
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#1024 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| "Why you complain, woman? I let you take burka off first."
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Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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08-24-2006, 11:13 AM
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#1025 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
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| Albanian 'Gentleman of the Year' winner.
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08-24-2006, 12:17 PM
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#1026 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| Bloke: "I don't know what you're complaining about. This isn't hard work."
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Woman: "And he said I couldn't cope with men's work. Wait till he has his period or has to give birth. See how you like it, you dozy bastard."
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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08-24-2006, 01:42 PM
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#1027 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
Posts: 1,673
| "If I catch up to you, I'll kill you!"
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"Darling, I brought my own haystack this time, will you please notice me now?"
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"Wow, this personal trainer really IS different!"
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08-24-2006, 03:56 PM
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#1028 | | Sr. Spirits Inspector
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida
Posts: 2,181
| "Why does a girl have to be so silly to catch a husband?"
__________________ "I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. "So just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the crap out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading."
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati (When all else fails play dead)" — Possom Lodge Motto | |
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08-24-2006, 05:15 PM
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#1029 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ USA
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| You move 16 tons and what do you get.......
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Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
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08-24-2006, 05:58 PM
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#1030 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,693
| "The second I catch up to you I'm going to plant this tree somewhere with a lot of natural fertilizer!"
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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08-24-2006, 07:58 PM
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#1031 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 503
| His wife would really like to see Needle in that haystack.
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"Sometimes I get word stupid." - GAV
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08-24-2006, 08:35 PM
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#1032 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by academe His wife would really like to see Needle in that haystack. | So many haystacks, so little time
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08-25-2006, 08:14 AM
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#1033 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| And the winner for pic #80 is swordwench for Quote: |
Originally Posted by swordwench Behind every good man there's a great woman... plotting ways of killing him in his sleep... | Pic #81 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1135&cat=572
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08-25-2006, 08:35 AM
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#1034 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Birmingham UK
Posts: 849
| Swedish air force regret making Homer Simpson chief designer for new mobile heli-pad.
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Adam Sandler
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08-25-2006, 10:12 AM
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#1035 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oklahoma
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| Tomorrow Jack would replace the doors with oak paneling. Next week, the roof and hood. ... It was a long, arduous process, but soon he would have his "Big Woody" dream car.
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08-25-2006, 10:23 AM
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#1036 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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| Joe got all A's in woodshop, but sadly was failing physics.
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08-25-2006, 11:07 AM
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#1037 | | Senior Member
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| Despite his mentor's generous gift, Arthur realized that he was once again to become the subject of running jokes at this year's super-hero side-kick convention.
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Quit touchin' me, ya freak
F.Net Rule #1: E. L. E. (everybody love everybody)
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08-25-2006, 11:25 AM
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#1038 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Passing you on the inside... vroom
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| Luis didn't understand why the girls giggled even more now. Did they not comprehend the hugeness of his spoiler? And what did they mean by the repeated word "compensating?"
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08-25-2006, 11:53 AM
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#1039 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,326
| I don't get it.  That's MY car.
Who's been stalking me?!
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08-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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#1040 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Shenandoah Valley, VA
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| The local cable access channel's version of "Pimp My Ride" has some budget issues to overcome.
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