08-15-2006, 05:30 PM
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| The logical fashion extension of edible underwear!
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08-16-2006, 06:30 AM
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#962 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #73 is courtneyp for Quote: |
Originally Posted by courtneyp "I am SO kicked out of Jenny Craig." | Rep when able.
And, Inq? You should be.
Album Cover Week
Pic #74 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1125&cat=572
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08-16-2006, 06:33 AM
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| Janus, you ain't got nothin' on me...
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08-16-2006, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by gtmac | Schoolyard bullies basic addition skills improved immensely when Johnnie "Ten-eyes" Smith got his first pair of glasses.
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08-16-2006, 06:42 AM
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08-16-2006, 06:46 AM
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| "My hairline is NOT receding, I've just got a high fourhead."
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08-16-2006, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by gtmac | Queen 'The Cloning'.
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08-16-2006, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sabreur Janus, you ain't got nothin' on me... |
Too Funny!
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08-16-2006, 10:35 AM
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08-16-2006, 04:37 PM
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| Upon waking up Ellen decide she had definately had too much to drink the night before!
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08-17-2006, 02:14 AM
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08-17-2006, 06:29 AM
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#972 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic #74 is sabreur for Quote: |
Originally Posted by sabreur Janus, you ain't got nothin' on me... | Album Cover Week
Pic #75 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1126&cat=572
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08-17-2006, 07:08 AM
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| A photo, taken by a hidden camera, of Inquartata, showing him wearing the colored lame that he secretly purchased....
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08-17-2006, 07:55 AM
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| "Anna Magdalena, I told you to keep that damned Magnificat out of here when I'm working, you KNOW I'm allergic, and I can't stand cat hAir on the G String!"
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08-17-2006, 10:04 AM
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| Poor Johann realized he really needed to "get hip to the times."
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08-17-2006, 10:12 AM
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| Next on VH1 behind the music, Bach's decision to go electric alienates him from the rest of the band. He heads into a downword spiral of drugs, alcohol and poofy wigs.....
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08-17-2006, 12:10 PM
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| This photo-realistic painting done in 1730 proves that Johann Sebastian Bach was centuries ahead of his time.
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08-18-2006, 07:50 AM
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#978 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for pic# 75 is latenight for Quote: |
Originally Posted by latenight Next on VH1 behind the music, Bach's decision to go electric alienates him from the rest of the band. He heads into a downword spiral of drugs, alcohol and poofy wigs..... | LMAO!
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Originally Posted by Inq "Anna Magdalena, I told you to keep that damned Magnificat out of here when I'm working, you KNOW I'm allergic, and I can't stand cat hAir on the G String!" | GROAN! There is such a thing as over-punning.
Album Cover Week
Pic #76 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1130&cat=572
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08-18-2006, 09:21 AM
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| Evangelicals promising to cure homosexuality fail to see irony in slogan.
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08-18-2006, 09:24 AM
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| Featuring the hit singles "Patriarchy Rules!" "A Laying On Of Hands" and "Kneel Before Me At The Altar, Little Brothers And Sisters."
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