08-10-2006, 10:23 AM
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#921 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here
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| Somebody get this boy a tissue! That's a hell of a headcold!
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Originally Posted by IHateMrPotatohead I can't think of anything to put down there! |  | 
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08-10-2006, 10:47 AM
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#922 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
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| Proof, positive, that the pen IS mightier than the sword.
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I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
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08-10-2006, 10:52 AM
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#923 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| "Um, boss, you're not gonna believe this, but I had a bit of an accident....."
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I AM the walrus
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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08-10-2006, 12:48 PM
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#924 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sweden
Posts: 12,778
| Would you borrow a pen from this guy..?
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08-10-2006, 12:51 PM
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#925 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 503
| Billy took his Boy Scout motto "be prepared" very seriously.
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"Sometimes I get word stupid." - GAV
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08-10-2006, 02:56 PM
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#926 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ USA
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| Bill was speechless. Apparently for good reason!
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Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
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08-10-2006, 03:11 PM
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#927 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay Area
Posts: 4,693
| To steal from the last pic...
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
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"If I were ever to challenge you to a duel, your best bet would be battle axes in a very dark basement." Misquoted from The Prisoner
"Technical excellence is the antecedant of tactical creativity." - Nat Goodhartz
But those things which belong neither to God nor to Caeser, feeleth free to writeth them off, for yea, they are deductable.
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08-11-2006, 02:51 PM
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#928 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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| And the winner for pic #70 is latenight for Quote: |
Originally Posted by latenight Mom and Dad realized that maybe they should have bought the boat instead of sending their boy to college. | Rep when able.
courtneyp came close, but I'm surprised nobody riffed on the fact that it's a permanent marker.
Game administration: For all those waiting on rep, I've reviewed the thread and all but 4 entries (or 5 including today's) have been repped. Sorry for the delay, but you have been compensated for it as the amount rep I'm giving now far surpasses that which I would have given then. The now 5 unrepped winners will receive theirs as rep limitations allow.
Pic #71 http://www.fencing.net/gallery/showp...o=1120&cat=572
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08-11-2006, 03:15 PM
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#929 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here
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| Once JackofHearts finally saved up enough money to buy the motorcycle he'd alwats wanted, he took really good care of it. 
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08-11-2006, 03:41 PM
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#930 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
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| He must have had some incredible beer goggles on last night at the bar.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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08-11-2006, 03:47 PM
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#931 | | Epee fencing addict
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glenwood, ny
Posts: 2,325
| Jason took the old expression "A man's toys are an extension of his manhood" just a little too far...
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I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. - Toby Keith
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08-11-2006, 04:41 PM
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#932 | | Fencing Expert
Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Pennsauken, NJ
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| After months reading the CyborgDemocracy postings, Adam was perhaps just a tad TOO obsessed with the nexus for techno-progressives, transmitting a sexy, high-tech vision of a radically democratic future (and a bit short on the "sexy, high-tech" portion).
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08-11-2006, 04:54 PM
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#933 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tucson, AZ USA
Posts: 1,207
| When you get too drunk you just never know what you'll wake up with!
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Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
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08-11-2006, 05:16 PM
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#934 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: In limbo
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| Dave awoke with a scream. His prize racing bike was in bed with him, an oily nub where the handlebars had been. It was then that he truly realized the folly of double-crossing the Godfather of Orange County Choppers. | |
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08-11-2006, 05:17 PM
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#935 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Somewhere in your nightmares!
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| The popularity of the new line from Harlot-Davidson spurred a number of imitators, such as this model from Kawasuckme.
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Use the Shift key, people! Keyboard manufacturers everywhere are ineffably saddened when you ignore what they made just for you!
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08-11-2006, 05:21 PM
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#936 | | Immortal
Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Heidelberg, GE
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| Proof positive of the adage: "The girls all get better looking at closing time..."
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08-11-2006, 05:44 PM
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#937 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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| Tom didn't usually date Autobots, but there was just something about the way the light danced off her chrome.....
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08-12-2006, 08:36 AM
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#938 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Under the sea
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| "What a ride!"
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I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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08-12-2006, 08:57 AM
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#939 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 503
| Franke's rash would eventually clear up, but the sense of rejection when left for a moped would haunt him forever.
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08-12-2006, 08:21 PM
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#940 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: CC
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| Bob redefines the expression "riding a hog."
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