05-12-2006, 07:46 AM
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| "Hasselhoff and his b!tches pose for Playboy." 
Sorry, it's all I could come up with. 
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05-12-2006, 08:14 AM
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| The Andrex puppies knew it was time to get a new agent.
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05-12-2006, 08:34 AM
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#43 | | Épéeist Hive Queen
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Originally Posted by D'Art "Hasselhoff and his b!tches pose for Playboy." | *lmao*
That was very funny, D'Art. Rep for you when I can! 
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05-12-2006, 10:09 AM
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| "Hi, I'm David Hasselhoff. You may know me from the European music charts, or from the show, Baywatch. Women swoon over me wherever I go.....but I'm only attracted to puppies." | |
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05-12-2006, 11:16 AM
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| Welcome to cooking with David Hasselhoff. Today, we're going to be teaching you to make hush puppies the old fashioned way...
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05-12-2006, 11:48 AM
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05-12-2006, 12:08 PM
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| "What? You want a piece of the Hasselhoffer...? Come get some!"
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05-12-2006, 12:57 PM
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05-12-2006, 12:58 PM
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| "Hey Sparky, do you think he'll let us go when I start to tinkle on his shirt?"
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05-12-2006, 01:00 PM
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| "Hey, Rover, I've just realised, we're not the worst singers in this picture..."
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05-12-2006, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by oiuyt "Hey Sparky, do you think he'll let us go when I start to tinkle on his shirt?"
-B | Brad, I would have repped you for that but it wouldn't let me. Awesome.
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05-12-2006, 02:01 PM
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| Entertainment News: David Hasselhoff in an effort to revive his singing career has announced he is forming a new Trio.
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05-12-2006, 03:15 PM
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| *singing in an off-key voice* And they call it.....puppy love.
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05-12-2006, 03:18 PM
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05-12-2006, 04:14 PM
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#55 | | Epee fencing addict
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| ... ok, but what if I give you TWO puppies... THEN will you go out with me?
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05-12-2006, 06:10 PM
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| Now, if you really wanted to use the Playboy quote, you'd have to use this one:
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P.S. I hope my dad doesn't open his "My Pictures" file anytime soon. I'm at his house for the summer 
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05-13-2006, 06:57 AM
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#57 | | Incorruptible
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| You guys really aren't making this easy.
And the winner for pic #3 is sabregrrrl for Quote: |
Originally Posted by sabregrrrl *singing in an off-key voice* And they call it.....puppy love. | Looking at the picture with this caption it has a certain..."lurid" quality that's deeply disturbing, and yet not surprising given the subject. 
Morion, you would have gotten more points for Quote: |
Originally Posted by Morion Entertainment News: David Hasselhoff in an effort to revive his singing career has announced he is forming a new Trio. | if you gave the trio a group name. Maybe something like "Hasselhoff und Zwei Hunde"
For pic #4 I'm tossin' you a real softball from the 80's.
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05-13-2006, 07:04 AM
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05-13-2006, 07:37 AM
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05-13-2006, 08:01 AM
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| MySpace or yours?
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