05-10-2006, 09:28 PM
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| You know, they tell me that all this beaming up and down is going to cause some awful side-effects. I say it's all nonsense. By the way, Kirk, have you met my children, Bill and Henrietta?
-Da Mose
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05-10-2006, 11:14 PM
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#22 | | Fencing Expert
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| "So if he fails the save it's 2D20 damage, right?"
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05-10-2006, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by oiuyt "So if he fails the save it's 2D20 damage, right?"
-B | Lol, I feel like a geek for laughing now. 
-Da Mose
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05-11-2006, 07:04 AM
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#24 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for Pic #1 is RoninX for Quote: |
Originally Posted by RoninX "Captain, you just wouldn't believe how long it took me to pass these." | Enjoy the rep!
With honorable mention for Quote: |
Originally Posted by Goofy Left: "Alas, poor Yorick...and this other guy, too, whoever he is...was...whatever..."
Right: "Did you even READ the script, you putz?" | (for the literary ref)
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Originally Posted by oiuyt "So if he fails the save it's 2D20 damage, right?" | (for the D&D ref)
Pic #2
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05-11-2006, 07:15 AM
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#25 | | Curmudgeon-in-Chief
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| "Look at me! I'm Alexander the Great conquering Tyre!"
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05-11-2006, 07:18 AM
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#26 | | Senior Member
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| I hate it when it comes time to rotate my tires.
-Da Mose
P.S. I remember us doing a thread like this a long time ago. It didn't do very well. I have a few WTF!-types pics that I never got to use there 
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05-11-2006, 07:20 AM
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| "Sisyphus, leave the tire alone."
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05-11-2006, 08:01 AM
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| "Well, she told me to get the rubbers in....."
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05-11-2006, 10:53 AM
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| "Enjoy your new Monster Truck (warning, some assembly required)"
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05-11-2006, 12:06 PM
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| "THIS is an STD that they never covered in health class...I wonder if they make a balm for this..."
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05-11-2006, 12:41 PM
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#31 | | Epee fencing addict
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| ... and for the manly man, we have the extra-extra-extra-large cock-ring ...
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05-11-2006, 12:42 PM
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#32 | | Senior Member
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| "Hmm... maybe I shouldn't have gotten that Hummer after all..."
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05-11-2006, 01:01 PM
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| "Man, Krispy Kreme has really gone too far with the "last meal donut"." | |
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05-11-2006, 01:03 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
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| Someone had to say it...............
"Man, I'm tyred."
Oh, look, taxi for D'Art....
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05-11-2006, 01:34 PM
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| "Why re-invent the wheel when you can just turn it sideways?"
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05-11-2006, 01:44 PM
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#36 | | Senior Member
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| Man, I cannot WAIT until I can take off my training wheel!
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05-11-2006, 01:48 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
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| "That's the last time I offer to get Pavarotti his swimming ring."
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05-11-2006, 01:57 PM
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05-11-2006, 08:32 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
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Originally Posted by D'Art "That's the last time I offer to get Pavarotti his swimming ring." | LOL! LMAO!! ROFLMAO!!! 
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05-12-2006, 07:35 AM
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#40 | | Incorruptible
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| And the winner for Pic #2 is parrythis for Quote: |
Originally Posted by parrythis ... and for the manly man, we have the extra-extra-extra-large cock-ring ... | That one had me rolling when looking at the pic.
Honorable mention to: Quote: |
Originally Posted by D'Art "That's the last time I offer to get Pavarotti his swimming ring." | There's a fine image.
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Originally Posted by fencergal33 "Man, Krispy Kreme has really gone too far with the "last meal donut"." | I was thinking of a donut joke, myself. (Something about an American sized devil's food cruller.)
Pic #3
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