Shoot The S***

[D'Art]

That damned Gulf stream (such as it is nowadays) is still too strong for a fat bloater like myself.

And as for the ladies, I'm sure Gav has heard some (untrue) stories of my exploits with the fairer sex.

[Black Jeebus]

Hey! SW accused me of being twisted! Now... I know coming from her that's a compliment, but I don't see how I'm twisted. A little incorrigible maybe...

EDIT: By the way... What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a door way? A four year old with a spear through it's head...