Elitest Snob Fencers Only

[Black Jeebus]

I propose this be a thread where those of us with a reputation beyond repute can come to relax, and look down our glorious noses at the lower reps!

Come repose with me friends and let us share the rep of the mightily endowed.

Also I just wanted this title as a contrast to the Epeeist Only Thread. I would also like to note that spelling errors in thread titles suck...

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

First question: Since when did elitism become an option for those who will never even smell elite fencing?

Second question: What the hell are you doing in this thread?

[Black Jeebus]

First Question: Who told you your BO had anything to do with your fencing?

Second Question: What's it like having guy friends that slap your ass all the time?

EDIT: And don't worry DFP I'm not calling you gay or anything, I'm just saying that if you belong to the social group your pictures would indicate you do (which since you don't actually exist in a social group outside of your fencing club might not be the case), it's just weird that you guys like to touch so much boy butt...

[RebelFencer]

First Question: Who told you your BO had anything to do with your fencing?

Second Question: What's it like having guy friends that slap your ass all the time?

EDIT: And don't worry DFP I'm not calling you gay or anything, I'm just saying that if you belong to the social group your pictures would indicate you do (which since you don't actually exist in a social group outside of your fencing club might not be the case), it's just weird that you guys like to touch so much boy butt...

Gotta say, in terms of insult wars...those were pretty weak Jeebus. That's essentially the equivalent of me saying to someone I don't know, "Hey, you play D&D, what's it like jerking off to dwarven porn and being a total social misfit."

[Black Jeebus]

How did you know about the dwarven porn?!

EDIT: And I really do wanna know why they slap eachother's asses all the time!

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

First Question: Who told you your BO had anything to do with your fencing?

Second Question: What's it like having guy friends that slap your ass all the time?

EDIT: And don't worry DFP I'm not calling you gay or anything, I'm just saying that if you belong to the social group your pictures would indicate you do (which since you don't actually exist in a social group outside of your fencing club might not be the case), it's just weird that you guys like to touch so much boy butt...

Weak!

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Oh, Jeebus, are you fencing sectionals?

[Black Jeebus]

Can't afford it. Would have liked to have gone...

[Black Jeebus]

Oh, Jeebus, are you fencing sectionals?

And thanks for reminding me I need to reset my Ignore function!

Turns out I can actually just make you disappear!

[D+F+P=Hadouken!]

Maybe if you were more intelligent, you could earn some more money.

How do you expect to get down to a socially acceptable weight if you never fence good fencers?

[Black Jeebus]

Now then back to business...

Aww... now I just look like a gibbering idiot... cause I'm talking to no one. Oh by the way DFP you have free license to quote me however you want!

[oiuyt]

Normally I'm not a big fan of closing down threads, but this one might actually make me change my position on that issue.... :eyeroll:

-B

[Black Jeebus]

Well it started out alright... till a certain less than genteel element reared it's shaven head...

[bigdawg2121]

M'eh, I may not "belong" here but w/e. The answer to why they (I assume you mean "jocks"--football players, wrestlers, baseball, LAX, etc.) smack asses is b/c:

a) In equipment heavy sports it's the first place that's easy to reach that's not covered in plating (if you've ever played those sports you know smacking the plastic parts of pads is unpleasant).

b) It's kind of conveniently located at about hand height, they're already macho, so why not, they don't have to prove anything?

c) There's a LOT of crossover in these sports between the equipment heavy and non equipment (i.e. a lot of the guys on the football team wrestled, or played LAX or baseball etc.) and the practice kind of carries over once it become habit. Same goes for generation to generation, which is why you have dudes that wrestled only for their whole lives that do it b/c their coaches did it and it's a learned habit.

d) Some guys like other guys asses.

[Black Jeebus]

When I played football it was often common to knock/slap eachother on helmets...

[bigdawg2121]

That too but really try playing in not the South. Last thing I'm doing is hitting anything harder than necessary when it's less than 45 degrees (F) out. If it's below 20 I really had to psych myself up before every play I knew I had to block on. Then again maybe my hands just like the cold less than most...

Also (could just be me again though), getting patted on the helmet bothered the S-H-double Hockey sticks out of me. Granted I usually went and hit harder the next play, but every now and then it was incentive to NOT make another good play

[Black Jeebus]

LOL. But I don't understand this playing in not the South statement? Why would I ever want to do that? Also that's what gloves are for!

[fencergal33]

I love you Jeebus......just wait until Fencergrl wakes up this morning, and I'm sure she'll join us as well.

[Black Jeebus]

Yay! Rep for you my dear! Although, I've been "chasing" you on the rep list for weeks now, and that's not gonna help me catch you!

So are you and the littlest one, gonna go out and do anything particularly fun while it's just the two of you?

[bigdawg2121]

LOL. But I don't understand this playing in not the South statement? Why would I ever want to do that? Also that's what gloves are for!

Haha....I have yet to meet the gloves that make my hands feel better in 5degree weather and snow. I still wore them but only b/c I could never have caught anything with my naked fingers in that temperature and the extra friction helped make up for the lack of sensory perception...