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What do you want engraved on your tombstone? What do you want engraved on your tombstone?
I'll go ahead and steal a line from Blackadder...
Here lies Epee Pox
And he's bloody annoyed
. Just because you have the right, that doesn't mean it is right.
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He Died as He Lived...
Drunk
-Da Mose "I refuse to be a sexy victim of history!"
-Red Robot C-63
"My pleasure, inferior one."
-Menace-11
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Here lies a Referee,
With a Yellow Card in his hand,
Which he gave himself,
For interrupting the bout...
With perhaps an image of a Black Card.... which would have been given posthumously for failing to cease and desist despite warning.... well, from myself...  When you have three Romulan Warbirds blocking the escape route, Worf has an emotional breakdown about his childhood toy, Riker announces he's gay, Data's positronic brain gets a virus, and Geordi quits because he's had just one too many imminent warp core breach.... Just sit back, breathe, and follow these simple steps:
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If ANYONE says "Buried face down.. So you can kiss his ass" I will hunt you down and kill you.
Apart from that, I don't know. I am he
The bornless one
The fallen angel watching you..
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 Originally Posted by LUDICROUS If ANYONE says "Buried face down.. So you can kiss his ass" I will hunt you down and kill you.
Apart from that, I don't know. Here lies LUDICROUS
Buried face down
So his mates can recognize him.
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I don't think he's that dedicated to Tui and (I forget the brown beer's name we bought for $10 a 12 pack ($10 NZ is like $6 US))
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What do I care? I'll be dead. Fencing T-shirts available at Off-The-Piste Wear **New designs** including f.net themed designs for easy recognition of fellow f.netters at tournaments!
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I have instructed my family that when I die, they are not to waste money with a funeral and/or a burial. If possible, they are to sell my body to the highest bidder. If not possible, then they are to try to give it away to a medical school or some such thing. If that option isn't available, there's a body farm in southern Indiana that will do just fine.
Thus, any tombstone must read:
Do not look for me here.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. And from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moment, lost in time. Gone, like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die" -Phil Ken Sebben
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But...I'm only sleeping.... The Stalwart Panda
I'm not grumpy - I suffer from stupidity rage
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I told you I was sick!
--Philistine
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Lesson learned from Lt.Cmdr. Data.... :) Originally Posted by lindajdunn I have instructed my family that when I die, they are not to waste money with a funeral and/or a burial. Hear, hear!
As for me, I'd hope that referees, coaches, armorers, etc hold a "NAC-style" party in my honor and have fun at it rather than having anyone show up to a way too formal function all dressed up, looking gloomy and stuff. Celebrate Life, I say. Even its end! When you have three Romulan Warbirds blocking the escape route, Worf has an emotional breakdown about his childhood toy, Riker announces he's gay, Data's positronic brain gets a virus, and Geordi quits because he's had just one too many imminent warp core breach.... Just sit back, breathe, and follow these simple steps:
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Here lies hydrofly.
come too near and you die.
for he will rise again.
and cause you infinite pain.
(does that make any sense. aah what the heck.)
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I'm being cremated. I'm going to have an urn.
Though, if I were to have a Tombstone, it would be "Pepperoni and cheese." Har har.  The solution to your problem is to fence another weapon.
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Originally Posted by Katman I'm being cremated. I'm going to have an urn.
Though, if I were to have a Tombstone, it would be "Pepperoni and cheese." Har har.
For those of you that don't get that "Tombstone" is a brand of frozen pizza.
My ashes will be returned to the family grave back where I grew up so perhaps my epitaph will be "He finally came home." Fail until you succeed!
Ka-riposte back atcha Purple!
Disgruntled Employee of the Month.
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"your ad here"
call 1-800-555-1406  "I cannot ensure success, I can only endeavor to deserve it" - Capt. John Paul Jones
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Originally Posted by RoninX "your ad here"
call 1-800-555-1406 "your ad here" call 1-800-533-968-46-4355(1-800-see-you-in-hell)
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Here lies The Fish
He experienced a slow and painful death lasting his entire life I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'' - Muhammad Ali
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