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    Fav . Monty Python Quotes or movie



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    Black Night all the way.... i just cant get enough of the grail....
    great flick all around but my fav is the black night

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    My .sig.... (well, the MP part of it obviously)

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    "Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

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    "One....two.....four...."
    ...."Three, Sir!...."
    "Three!"
    I'm sure somebody will recognize that one from Holy Grail.
    And let's not forget....
    "Dinsdale! The giant hedgehog!"
    Ahhh, the days when you could see this stuff on your local PBS station!
    "When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his back and fled...
    Sir Robin he ran away"...
    <Repeat and fade as they trot away on their imaginary steeds>....

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    The Lumberjack song
    Logic vs. sex
    how do tell a witch
    dead parot
    there are just too many
    What ever happened to sanity? It left when I started fencing.

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    I love MP. I HATE people who recite the lines while watching it, however!
    Whatever doesn't kill you, is gonna leave a scar...

    Looking for a certain Striptease......

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    Anything from the Holy Grail is a keeper!

    And Mrs. Smoker & Mrs. Non-Smoker with the piston engine! It's a RIOT! Plus the Lumberjack Song....

    I could go on!
    "Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind."

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    The Argument Clinic, Crunchy Frog Tarts, just about anything they ever did.

    "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

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    Can't remember the name of the movie, but the scene is of a rather LARGE fella who gorges himself. The waiter offers this fella "a thin mint", and the fella responds, "I don't want it". The fella eventually takes the mint and explodes.

    "There's a penguin on the telly!"

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    yes, Purple the argument (room) clinic is one of my favorites.......arcon's not dead
    yes he is ! no, he isnt.....

    I know that this is from the "bring out your dead" scene. Isnt this from the ....Holy Grail movie? ummmm did i spell grail right?

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    Shadow....that's one of my fave scenes too!!...even tho' (or maybe BECAUSE??? ) it's one of the grossest!!! It was in the movie called 'The Meaning of Life', that included another of my fave skits....hubby and wife arguing---hubby claiming wife's bulging tummy is a bowling ball, wife ..er..well..WHINING...'no it's not, it's a ba-a-a-a-a--aby!!'

    ~~cara

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    Nothing can beat the stoning scene from The Life of Brian.

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    It's just a flesh wound.

    Spam spam spam spam...
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    How could you forget the Ministry of Silly Walks and "No one EVER expects the Spanish inquisition..." We have 2 ways of making you talk....1.a comfy chair, 2. a nice pillow 3... We have 3 ways of making you talk etc etc etc. I can watch taht over and over and not get bored. The last line is the best.... "WE MISSED IT!". Did you know there are/were 2 MP computer games? I have "The complete and utter waste of time".
    Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!

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    "I fart in your general direction." That never gets old to me.
    "Run away!"



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    Nothing beats" cherchez la vache"
    "Kill the men, save the women, and by the gods, do not spill the wine"

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    "'Tis but a scratch.

    A scratch? You're arm's off!

    No it isn't!

    Well what's that, then?

    (long pause)

    I've had worse!"

    Followed later by...

    "I'm invincible!

    You're a looney!"


    Y'know...everyone in my high school marching band knew all these pieces, too.

    Hmmmm...musicians and fencers...twins seperated at birth?

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    Better yet, how many are fencers AND musicians?
    Remember those who put their lives in danger for your sake.

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