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    Easy Button

    Ok we've all seen the staples commercials:

    If you had an easy button what would it do?

    mine would parry - repost

    or do all the work sitting on my desk so I could go to practice more often
    What's the "real" world again? I don't think I can see it from my window

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    I must be living in a bubble, because I know not of what commercials you speak.
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    It's a staples commercial and when there is a really hard problem someone hits the easy button and its solved just like that. Basically it works just like you would think an easy button would work
    What's the "real" world again? I don't think I can see it from my window

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    lol! one of the kids in my class had an easy button! you pushed it and it said "that was easy!" but it was confiscated.

    mine would riposte for me cuz i always forget after i parry.
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    math, both homework and exams.
    i could fence six days a week if i didn't have math work.
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    Mine would confiscate everything distracting around me and have a new laptop and mp3 player fall magically out of the sky into my lap, ready for use. Oh, and these magical new devises would have a magical wireless internet connection that got perfect reception ANYWHERE. Like, even in Mystic, Connecticut, where there is no wireless internet.
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    Too predictable. For every male on the forum it would involve sex.

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    My easy button would write these two research papers due this Friday...
    This wouldn't have happened if I didn't fence so much.

    After Friday, I would reprogram my easy button so it makes easy fencers. I'll hit "easy" and even national point list epeeists will become newb-ified. heh heh heh.
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