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Moonitic · 12-09-2000, 08:46 AM

Yep...I was right..they're all losers...

I just went to confirm it for myself. Nothing more than a bunch of toilet licking 12 year olds with WAY too much free time. (ps..."toilet licker" is what we call people who can't use anything but dirty language)

Oh well...when someone talks out of their rectal cavity...**** tends to come out. Just one question, though..who stomped on their grapes to make them whine? Sorry, bad joke. I was up most of the night (& not for any fun reason).

ladybug · 12-09-2000, 10:50 AM

Moonitic -

The only thing good about FencingSucks is their humor page - which hasn't been updated in God only knows how long. I have to admit that "Fencing Definitions" is pretty funny - but we've got them beat with "You know your a fencer when".

MikeHarm · 12-09-2000, 03:02 PM

Yeah, it is pretty crazy, I got flamed a little even when I denied posting some stuff about Moonitic that was on there even, but nothing too bad. Guess a lot of people in fencing feel the need to vent.
The humor and artwork is kinda funny though.

Mike

Moonitic · 12-09-2000, 05:52 PM

I love the jokes too.

And I'm mentioned over there? Wow...I'm honored...bwah haa haa!

See you Dec 16th, ladybug! I found the perfect dress/jacket combo. Just right to stay warm (but I heard they're bringing in heaters).

Moonitic · 12-09-2000, 05:56 PM

I love the jokes too.

And I'm mentioned over there? Wow...I'm honored...bwah haa haa! Does this mean I'm a celebrity like Chris now? Do I have to hide from autograph hounds? TOO funny!

See you Dec 16th, ladybug! I found the perfect dress/jacket combo. Just right to stay warm (but I heard they're bringing in heaters).

MikeHarm · 12-11-2000, 06:04 PM

I dunno about being a celebrity with the one post, more like a footnote but I do think that what was posted was particularly mean spirited and cruel.

Mike

Moonitic · 12-13-2000, 05:49 PM

People who need to post rude messages about people they don't know, are boring, childish & need to get a life.

Not to mention jealous, petty & whiney little babies.

I'd bet whoever said what they did wouldn't dare say it to my face if the opportunity was presented. Oh well, bored people do stupid things!

Nasty · 01-16-2001, 02:04 PM

Moon,
I for one thing it is funny, I was one of the first to start tashing on people for no reason other then humor, now busy and only able to get on the computer it is rather entertaining to read it and jump in a little bit, but I stay dry for the most part Now.
Hope all is well in moons world
Eli

introspective · 01-17-2001, 06:25 PM

i have time for one more response before i leave for the evening. you know all those years of working out in martial arts school when the teacher yelled about your character growth? fencing will do more really, even though that sounds stupid.

02-08-2001, 12:57 PM

HAHA! FENCING SUCKS! FENCING SUCKS!
That site kicks patootie.

The people are idiots, but the site rocks. And it's a good place flaming people. And honestly, judging by what it says on the forums, that's what they're for.

You're a celebrity, I think, at least on the SCA/HF/CF board. Are you the woman "with a wall full of hardware"? And what about the SCA guy who "hits too hard"? The Fencing Suckers worship the group he walks upon. (And they have hots for his wife, but that's another story). And "Jabba the Hutt on Piste 5"?

It's a good place to make fun of people, provided you aren't the victim in question.

Christopher J Umbs · 02-14-2001, 08:47 AM

Screaming Girl,

Thanks for the kind thoughts, but I'm not an SCA guy - I just go to their tournaments on occasion.

It actually started off fairly amusing, but I think it's gone downhill as of late. I think it's funny that it also draws in some CF/HF and SCA fencers as well as SF.

Chris

02-14-2001, 11:43 AM

Wow! You're the great Chris Umbs, renowned far and wide for your valor!

I'm honored to meet you!

attila · 02-20-2001, 08:50 AM

Well I like the place. Lots of things other than the posts to see. Although the posts are the most fun. I got called out for a flame war and am happy to say I got the better of them. The few rotten apple are your typical little boogers than can dish out but can't take. Especially fun is that retard named SS. I have been posting overthere as Popo, Pvt Pyle, Lime E. and My favorite the Scourge. Those dummies still haven't figured it out so I am outing myself. When done properly "slamming " can oh so much fun.....

Tyrantraxus · 02-21-2001, 12:35 PM

Hi Chris,

Glad to see you posting again,are your injuries healed?

About the fencing sucks site,i'm sure that some of them must have a genetic problem with the cromosome 21,because some posts there are written by retarded persons,anyway there are also tons of fun and good humor there...super is the discussion about the results in recent tournaments and some boasted victories.

M,

arcon · 02-26-2001, 03:45 PM

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: arcon ]

Christopher J Umbs · 03-01-2001, 03:57 PM

Screaming Girl,

You know, with the internet I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not :-) but nice to meet you too.

Mario,

Oh, I've been healthy for a long time now. Been working on repeating the entire process all over again. Are you planning on making WMA this year? If life is extremely kind to me I might get over to Italy by the end of the year.

Re; Fencing sucks, I check it every now and then and I really am amused by the number of classical and historical fencers using it now to attack each other, but my presence there always seems to cause more trouble there then it is worth.

Chris

03-03-2001, 09:19 PM

Sarcasm? No, not at all.

Nice to see you here.

Fencing Angel · 03-05-2001, 08:00 PM

i was there once and i think that my initital reaction was to run screaming at the top of my lungs in the other direction. it just plane sucks... but you all are right the jokes where ok..

Gav · 03-06-2001, 01:46 AM

I've never really bothered with fencing sucks myself. The jokes can be good and the picture galleries are really good but those boards...

Some of them (for all their venom) seem to be quite talented [at flame wars at any rate]. But it just seemed such a waste of time - I haven't bothered going back.

Christopher J Umbs · 03-06-2001, 03:33 AM

Actually, I'd stopped in at an MSR (identical to SCA in terms of fencing) practice last Friday and was in the process of attacking on a pass with a squalembrato (downward diagonal cut) to my opponent's front leg when his leg stiffend up and he fell in a kind of split. I instantly pulled my shot, but from the angle that most of the spectators were at it looked like I just cut him down in cold blood and folks started right in on threatening to put it on fencing sucks. So I stopped in yesterday to see if they followed through and found a completely different thread involving me. And no, we are hardly psychos at the Academy... at least not in that sense... we're just a little obsessed.

Chris