04-20-2006, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by swordwench "Put A Swordwench In Your Tank." Huh?  | Well, I for one would like to see you driving one of those home after a bad day..... 
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Originally Posted by BAKER/the/swd/grl lol this reminds me of the prison documentary I saw. ew. | Kinda glad it's invite only.  | 
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04-21-2006, 08:58 AM
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#22 | | the dark one
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Originally Posted by Fencergrl Well, I for one would like to see you driving one of those home after a bad day..... | Unfortunately, pictures like this lost the presidential election for Michael Dukakis a few years back, so I think I'll defer. (And the kids here will now ask, "Who is Michael Dukakis?")
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04-21-2006, 09:26 AM
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#23 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
Posts: 6,036
| I remember those pictures! I thought he was cool! I was like 4!
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04-21-2006, 10:47 AM
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#24 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: SoCal
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Originally Posted by swordwench Unfortunately, pictures like this lost the presidential election for Michael Dukakis a few years back, so I think I'll defer. (And the kids here will now ask, "Who is Michael Dukakis?") | *laughing* well I heard that Kerry's staff proposed the same, just putting NASCAR stickers on it this time...
I always get a long laugh out of politicans of any stripe trying to dress up and be something they aren't just to get votes..... And I'm sure there are a couplethat would put on a tutu and leotard, if they thought it would get them 2 more votes... | |
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04-21-2006, 08:49 PM
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#25 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 363
| I'm not sure what the generator is implying...
"Pick up a Point Left today!"
"At 29p a Point Left, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket."
And then it got strange...
"It's Not TV. It's Point Left."
"You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Point Left On Your Knife."
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Point Left."
"What Would You Do For A Point Left?"
Me? Well, I fence for one of those. Assuming I'm on the left. Actually, I'm more aiming for a touche, but...well...
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04-21-2006, 09:08 PM
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#26 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mountain Home, Idaho
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| I swear they found a picture of me somewhere.
Come see the softer side of Josephine.
You're in good hands with Josephine.
I'm cuckoo for Josephine.
Wouldn't you rather be Josephine?
Happiness is Josephine-Shaped.
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04-21-2006, 09:32 PM
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#27 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brevard, NC
Posts: 466
| My favorites:
"Turn Loose the Beowulfman."
"Please Don't Squeeze The Beowulfman."
And for "foil":
"Come to Life. Come to Foil."
"Foil Is Good For You."
"Wouldn't You Rather Be Foil?"
"The Ultimate Foil Machine."
"The Foil is Mightier than the Sword."
"All You Need is a Foil and a Dream."
"Where's The Foil?"
"Your Flexible Foil."
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"Being a good feind is like being a photographer, you have to search for the right moments."
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04-21-2006, 10:15 PM
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#28 | | Incorruptible
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NJ
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Originally Posted by Black Jeebus I remember those pictures! I thought he was cool! I was like 4! | Where's negative rep when you need it. I'd hate to neg rep a fellow foilist, but it'd be nice to lash out at those who relish making others feel old. 
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04-22-2006, 07:13 AM
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#29 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
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| I don't know what you're talking about. I was just explaining why I thought he looked so cool. See to a 4 year old, any person willing to get in a tank becomes an instant GI Joe figure.
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04-22-2006, 08:43 AM
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#30 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Reflecting God
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Originally Posted by DE_Strip_Tease It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's DE_Strip_Tease.
Taste the DE_Strip_Tease
Think De_Strip_Tease.
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Dear god.....and I was all relaxed from vacation and that just woke me up LOL
Oh, and:
"Splash Latenight All Over."
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Prick your finger it is done...
the moon has now eclipsed the sun...
the angel has spread its wings...
the time has come for bitter things...
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04-22-2006, 10:55 AM
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#31 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,179
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"Give that man an epee."
"Tell that man about the epee, mummy"
"Maybe she is born with it, maybe it is epee."
"Gee, your epee smells terrific."
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04-22-2006, 10:56 AM
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#32 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Louisiana
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Originally Posted by swordwench Unfortunately, pictures like this lost the presidential election for Michael Dukakis a few years back, so I think I'll defer. (And the kids here will now ask, "Who is Michael Dukakis?") |
I know who Michael Dukakis is, but I don't know what you are talking about.
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04-22-2006, 11:16 AM
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#33 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Northern Ohio
Posts: 339
| "Naughty, but Elendae."
"Elendae Makes Everything Better."
"Semper Elendae."
"Come One, Come All To Elendae."
"Do You, uh, Elendae?"
"The Joy of Elendae."
ok.. this thing is way too much fun...
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04-22-2006, 12:07 PM
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#34 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Savannah, Ga
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Originally Posted by Elendae ok.. this thing is way too much fun... | You're welcome.
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04-22-2006, 07:34 PM
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#35 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Knoxville, TN or Philadelphia, PA
Posts: 738
| "See the USA in your Bmcfencer" 
"The bmcfencer that likes to say yes". Um. NO!
"Always after me bmcfencer" ummmmmm
"See the Face You Love Light Up With Bmcfencer." OMG....
"Think Once, Think Twice, Think Bmcfencer."- okay, I rather like that one
"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Bmcfencer."- ummmm. again. NOOO! AGHHHHHHHH! this thing is terrible!!!
And hilarious.
"Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Bmcfencer." maybe I shouldn't post these.
"Wait Till We Get Our Bmcfencer On You." They just keep getting worse
"Snap into a Bmcfencer!"- egads!
"Good Honest Bmcfencer Since 1896." 1985, actually.
"Bmcfencer, the Other White Meat."  
"Simple Impartial Bmcfencer."
"Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Bmcfencer Knows for Sure."
"The Science of Bmcfencer"
"The joy of Bmcfencer"
"Dude, You're Getting a Bmcfencer!" - No you're not. GO Away.
"Tastes Great, less Bmcfencer"
"Gives A Meal Bmcfencer-Appeal."
and I'm stopping there.
oh wait, three more
"Schhh... You Know Sabre."
"Men Can't Help Acting On Sabre."
"And All Because The Lady Loves Sabre."
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Mais que diable allait-il faire,
Mais que diable allait-il faire dans cette galere?. . .
I am not yet so short that I cannot reach thine eyes!
"Just for the taste of sabre"
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04-23-2006, 05:31 AM
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#36 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Singapore,
Posts: 478
| Washing machines live longer with hydrofly
Nobody does it like hydrofly
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Hydrofly.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Hydrofly.
LOL
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04-23-2006, 03:36 PM
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#37 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Budapest, Hungary
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| Nothing Acts Faster Than Nusy.
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04-23-2006, 06:30 PM
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#38 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,226
| "what's in your Zasha?" muscles and organs.
"you can really taste the Zasha!" what do i taste like?
"race for the Zasha." i guess i do taste good
"just one Zasha - give it to me!" ek.
"come see the softer side of Zasha." nope. keeping shirt on.
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04-23-2006, 07:20 PM
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#39 | | Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005 Location: NYC/Brandeis
Posts: 1,118
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I'm a secret Dan drinker
We bring Dan to life (I wonder what that would involve? )
You're never alone with a Dan
Where Dan is a pleasure
Bridge that gap with Dan (WOW, that's suggestive...)
Better living through Dan
Ask the man from the Dan
The world's local Dan (wouldn't that just be every guy named Dan?)
Would you give someone your last Dan? (like you'd ever run out )
__________________ "What, really? I thought that song was just about a dragon who lived by the sea and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee."
"Dan, you're such a dumb*ss"
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04-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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#40 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: right here, on your screen
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| Well, I got the winner on the first one - " You've Got Questions. We've Got Needle."
" Behold the Power of Needle." - yeah, Needle Power is Needle Force, multiplied by Needle Velocity
" We're with the Needle." - gets you everywhere
" More Needle Please." - here you are
" Stimulation for Body and Needle." - thanks, I needed that
" Look, Ma, No Needle!" - of course, it's a saber tournament, you dummy
" There's First Love, and There's Needle Love." - true, get some experience before you're ready to handle a real Needle
" Make Room for the Needle." - it's a big needle, but it can fit real well into the tightest places
" Made In Scotland From Needle." - not bloody likely, I'm pretty sure I used contraceptives that time
And some more that I really don't want to comment on 
" It's a Needle Adventure."
" I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Needle."
" Get Busy with the Needle."
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