Who's The Creepiest?! Michael or Tom?!

[Black Jeebus]

So yeah who's creepier, Michael Jackson, or Tom Cruise?

[fencergal33]

Very tough decision.

There probably shouldhave been options for "Both" and "other".

[Black Jeebus]

I was thinking about adding options like "I find X attractive and Y creepiest!" or "I find X attractive, and I think he's creepiest!" (just to find out which girls are the weirdest...)

[VELISARIOS]

Tom.....................

[Mr Epee]

Both those guys:

Their inner foilist is just a little closer to the surface than is healthy.

[fencingfrog]

mj is definitly the creepiest. but you're not counting the people i know that do impersonations of him, are you?

[Morion]

I'll go with Michael just because Cruise while weird doesn't seem to have any pedophilic tendencies.

[Black Jeebus]

Yeah but I don't think Michael's a danger to society. Now the parents of the kids he "preys" on, you know the ones who send their kids to his ranch- they're a danger to their kids. I think however, that Scientology is dangerous to society. And since Tommy-boy's they're loudest front-runner right now...

[JackOfHearts]

Tom Cruise is a buffoon, I don't consider him all that creepy. MJ on the other hand...

[swordwench]

I went with Michael, though the jury is still out on whether Mr. Cruise will dangle his offspring off a hotel balcony.

No, wait - that won't happen. Gotta breed the new generation of followers, don't we? So we don't endanger their lives for no reason... until they're old enough to explore other lifestyle options.

I still remember when Michael was a cute little black kid. I had such a thing for him! *sigh* I even had at least one of his albums! (Side note: albums were like really big CDs, and were made of black vinyl and not reflective. When you ran them backwards, they sometimes played Satanic verses to you. Perhaps you kids have seen them in vintage shops...?)

[Black Jeebus]

What I don't get is how did you guys get sound from black discs with heiroglyphics etched on them? /duck_for_cover

[bmcfencer]

This is terrible, but I can find nothing threatening about such a short fellow as tom. widdle action hero. awwww. Though the whole "I won't let this woman get away" thing is a bit scary. Is she trying to get away, tom? Perhaps we should think about this.

MJ, on the other hand, begins more and more to bear a striking resemblence to Voldemort (with the whole "I have no nose and I want to live forever" thing).

Also- Only in America could a poor talented black boy grow up to be a rich scary white woman. That's my non-PC contribution for the week.

[Epee Scherma]

I see nothing wrong with Tom Cruise. The man is a role model. I'm going to eat some placenta tomorow morning in fact.

[Morion]

What I don't get is how did you guys get sound from black discs with heiroglyphics etched on them? /duck_for_cover

They use an arcane form of magic called "analog". I would explain it to you but you wouldn't understand.

[Black Jeebus]

Analog? Like fuzzy logic? OMG?! They had trinary computers back then?!

[sjpfencer220]

tom is weird as a person but at least he looks like one. michael is just scary- he is weird as a person but doesn't look like one either. therefore i come to the conclusion that michael can not be put into the same category as tom condsidering he must be some kind of alien that doen not affect one until they are an adult, hence the hmm, shall we say "attacking" of kids; to make them into that weird type of alien too. Based on all of my scientific evidence, therefore, I consider this poll flawed. I voted for michael though. (actually, I'm not exactly sure how my scientific evidence makes the poll flawed but I have been wanting to write that for a while).

PS when I was in Sacramento I noticed that a feww streets away from the venue was a scientology church. all I can say is that, after going in just to see how ridiculous it is, i have also come to the conclusion that tom cruise is more normal than the people running that church, although that is not very hard.

[Inquartata]

I can't believe that 6 people actually think Cruise is wierder than Jackson. He isn't even in the same wierdness league.

[PerfectKnight42]

I didnt vote Tom cruise... please please please don't sue me.

Edit: I would like to retract any statements that i may have made about Tom Cruise or the church of scientology including all of its members.

[glowstix]

its not even close. cruise is weird but i guess you could say all those scientology people are, but the jacko is just plain sick.. :

[sjpfencer220]

I also think that there's something in Michael Jackson's genes, because his sister Janet isn't the most normal person either...