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On the cat and buttered bread question, someone once theorized the cat would fall for a certain distance and then hover. This in fact maybe the way UFOs are powered.
However, since some of my best friends are cats, I would say the cat would land on its feet, then promptly roll over onto its back to grind the buttered bread into the carpet.
As for the man speaks in the forest, you can tell whether someone is, or has been married by how they respond to that. If they say the man is still wrong, obviously they have been well trained and likely have been or are still married.
Now, how is it that my cat is desperate to catch, and, I suppose, subsequently eat a bird, but she hates chicken flavored cat food? What does she think chickens are anyway?
Why is it that I only have an on night, or bout when a) my coach isn't watching, b) when hardly anyone is watching and c) it doesn't really matter? One cat leads to another--Ernest Hemingway.
Writing is very easy. All you do is sit in front of a typewriter (or computer)keyboard and wait until little drops of blood appear on your forehead."
-- Walter W. "Ked" Smith
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Haha! I have no clue swordsman! It lands half up half down?
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Carpe Diem "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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Depends on how high the window is.
Mmmmmmmm... squishykitty. 
Sorry, Catlady.
Steve.
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Why after nearly a YEAR and only 2 weeks before I leave does my temp agency decided to get off its arse and find me work?  Theses are evil....VERY evil, someone rescue me pls!
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If hotdog buns come eight to a package, why do hotdogs come either 7 or 10 to a package?
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If necessity is the mother of invention,
And (according to Thomas Edison) invention is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - why didn't Edison invent antiperspirant? Stanna
Renaissance Fencing Club
Madison Heights, Mi
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*Stiffles a laugh* I'm sorry Zelda that really Bites!
I personally love this one because it's true. Some people sometimes find it mean, but it's their lose not mine.
Do Adults enjoy Adultry as much as Infants Enjoy Infancy?
Yes I know, thank you George Carlin!
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Carpe Diem "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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If someone says, "A penny for your thoughts," and you give them your two cent's worth...do they still owe you a penny? Nothing is more frightening than ignorance in action.
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Haha Melt em together! Good thinkin Angelo.
I would want another penny.
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Carpe Diem "Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory." - George S. Patton
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