09-07-2001, 11:53 PM
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| On the cat and buttered bread question, someone once theorized the cat would fall for a certain distance and then hover. This in fact maybe the way UFOs are powered.
However, since some of my best friends are cats, I would say the cat would land on its feet, then promptly roll over onto its back to grind the buttered bread into the carpet.
As for the man speaks in the forest, you can tell whether someone is, or has been married by how they respond to that. If they say the man is still wrong, obviously they have been well trained and likely have been or are still married.
Now, how is it that my cat is desperate to catch, and, I suppose, subsequently eat a bird, but she hates chicken flavored cat food? What does she think chickens are anyway?
Why is it that I only have an on night, or bout when a) my coach isn't watching, b) when hardly anyone is watching and c) it doesn't really matter?
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Writing is very easy. All you do is sit in front of a typewriter (or computer)keyboard and wait until little drops of blood appear on your forehead."
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09-09-2001, 07:42 PM
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#42 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The great U.S.ofA.
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| Haha! I have no clue swordsman! It lands half up half down?
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09-10-2001, 01:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England is my primary residence, Then Arconia.
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| Depends on how high the window is.
Mmmmmmmm... squishykitty. 
Sorry, Catlady.
Steve.
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09-10-2001, 06:13 AM
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Join Date: Feb 1999 Location: Australia - various
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| Why after nearly a YEAR and only 2 weeks before I leave does my temp agency decided to get off its arse and find me work? 
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09-10-2001, 11:36 AM
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#45 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Staying in DC; pining for Texas
Posts: 1,495
| If hotdog buns come eight to a package, why do hotdogs come either 7 or 10 to a package?
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09-10-2001, 06:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2000 Location: Madison Heights, Mi
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| If necessity is the mother of invention,
And (according to Thomas Edison) invention is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - why didn't Edison invent antiperspirant?
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Renaissance Fencing Club
Madison Heights, Mi
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09-10-2001, 07:41 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The great U.S.ofA.
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| *Stiffles a laugh* I'm sorry Zelda that really Bites!
I personally love this one because it's true. Some people sometimes find it mean, but it's their lose not mine.
Do Adults enjoy Adultry as much as Infants Enjoy Infancy?
Yes I know, thank you George Carlin!
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09-11-2001, 08:20 AM
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#48 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: North Bend, Washington, USA
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| hey rosalina you remember the pencil one.. well i figured it out..
You have 2 #1 pencils and you melt the led, combine them and every one knows that 1+1=2 soooo........ | |
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09-26-2001, 12:53 PM
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#49 | | Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Grand Rapids, MI, USA
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| If someone says, "A penny for your thoughts," and you give them your two cent's worth...do they still owe you a penny?
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09-26-2001, 04:04 PM
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| Haha Melt em together! Good thinkin Angelo.
I would want another penny.
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